The Joke Thread

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Brad Jones
Jose Manuel Reina
Martin Hansen
Peter Gulacsi
Dean Bouzanis


Glen Johnson
Paul Konchesky
Daniel Agger
Fabio Aurelio
Sotirios Kyrgiakos
Danny Wilson
Jamie Carragher
Stephen Darby
Martin Kelly
Steven Irwin
Martin Skrtel
Daniel Sanchez Ayala
Andre Wisdom
Jack Robinson


Raul Meireles
Steven Gerrard
Joe Cole
Milan Jovanovic
Maxi Rodriguez
Lucas
Jay Spearing
Christian Poulsen
Jonjo Shelvey
Victor Palsson
Thomas Ince
Gerardo Bruna

Fernando Torres
Daniel Pacheco
Dirk Kuyt
Ryan Babel
David N'Gog
Nathan Eccleston
 
Coach Carter said:
Brad Jones
Jose Manuel Reina
Martin Hansen
Peter Gulacsi
Dean Bouzanis


Glen Johnson
Paul Konchesky
Daniel Agger
Fabio Aurelio
Sotirios Kyrgiakos
Danny Wilson
Jamie Carragher
Stephen Darby
Martin Kelly
Steven Irwin
Martin Skrtel
Daniel Sanchez Ayala
Andre Wisdom
Jack Robinson


Raul Meireles
Steven Gerrard
Joe Cole
Milan Jovanovic
Maxi Rodriguez
Lucas
Jay Spearing
Christian Poulsen
Jonjo Shelvey
Victor Palsson
Thomas Ince
Gerardo Bruna

Fernando Torres
Daniel Pacheco
Dirk Kuyt
Ryan Babel
David N'Gog
Nathan Eccleston
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If this a philosophical statement implying that Liverpool football club itself has become a joke?
Cause if it is....thats deep man XD
 
Why do women fake *******? I wish they'd just be honest.
I've only faked an ****** once, when I was being mugged.

That scared him off.
 
I said to my wife the other day that *** is like riding a bike.
"Once you know how to do it you never forget?" she asked.
"No" I replied, "I taught our daughter to do it at a young age."
 
I hate it when my daughter slides down the banister.

Especially since she started her periods.
 
Fothermucker said:
Don't read if easily offended or if you're a conservative:

What's all the fuss about david cameron trying to raise uni fees? The last thing he tried to raise died at the age of 6.
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Incredibly harsh.. wow.
 
do mermaids ******'s smell like human?

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'thats not a foot!' thought the sock
 
Dear santa, can I have lots and lots of clothes to give to all the poor children on my grandads computer. Thank you
 
There are 10 kind of people: thos who know binary and those who don't.


There are 2 groups of men: those who think men are divided in groups and those who don't.


There are three kind of people: thos who know to count and those who don't.
 
What do you call a Arabian with a Ham on his head?
Hamed
What do you call an Arabian with a few hams on his head?
mohamed
What do you call an Arabian with a few hams on his head, and a vibrator in hand?
Sheik Mohamed
 
The sign at my local zoo said, 'Please Don't Feed The Animals', and I always took notice of it.

Probably explains why I'm no longer a keeper there though
 
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