Ride The Walrus
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How do you make a gay guy **** a lass?
**** in her ****.
**** in her ****.
The Joke Thread
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Not very funny.
I met this prostitute the other day, a Chelsea fan and had tattoo's of John Terry and Frank Lampard on the inside of her thighs.. She said "If you can guess these two tattoo's right i'll give you a free ****"
I replied "I don't know who those two ugly ******* are but the one in between with the big lips and curly hair is Drogba."
I replied "I don't know who those two ugly ******* are but the one in between with the big lips and curly hair is Drogba."
Ride The Walrus
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Spare me, oh mighty one.
Fair enough loyal soldier.
What kind of bee produces milk?
A boobee
Just got a rollicking for telling that to me missus. Thanks very much!
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[h=6]Liverpool... The only city in the world that will get you arrested for watching M.I.L.F **** on the internet![/h]
Oh no. XD
Did you know?
Manchester and Blackpool have the two highest rates of teenage pregnancies.
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yeah but were not stereotyped that way, so there isn't jokes against it...
we don't really have much of a stereotype...
Yeah that's kinda what I was pointing out. If you actually look past the stereotypes and look at statistics then you'd notice that your own jokes are cancelled out.
You love football, but can't quite understand the rules
You have the strange desire to run aimlessly around in the wind, rain and snow
What are you?
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well my jokes aren't really cancelled out as i live in trafford, greater manchester which probably has one of the lowest in northern england. I know that not everyone in liverpool is in the dole and steals cars as i've been many times and some parts are ok southport, Hunts cross etc.
Torres turned up to a training session a couple of weeks back at Stamford Bridge, wearing a rucksack..
The security guard stopped him and said "WOAH, where do you think you're going with that rucksack? What do you have in it?"
Torres looked confused and replied "I've brought a machete, a gun and a hand grenade"
To which the security guard calmly replied "Ah, that's OK then, go on in.. For a minute there, I thought you'd brought your ******* football boots".
XD XD XD
The security guard stopped him and said "WOAH, where do you think you're going with that rucksack? What do you have in it?"
Torres looked confused and replied "I've brought a machete, a gun and a hand grenade"
To which the security guard calmly replied "Ah, that's OK then, go on in.. For a minute there, I thought you'd brought your ******* football boots".
XD XD XD
how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
answer:
Norris
For goodness sake!!!!!
lol
hahahahhaa, i just made that up....For goodness sake!!!!!
lol
Tbf I'm surprised I've not had infractions/perma-ban for the ones I've done before-ride my luck sometimes lol
don't recall anyone being infracted from here