You were poor, but you were made look poor by constant rottweiler-like closing and smothering between the lines, not allowing any rhythm at all. You turned up in the last 30 minutes, which was expected (as no team can defend and close perfectly for an entire 90, not even a Jose team) but other than that you were pretty poor. Where we every bit as poor? Perhaps.... or did we execute our negative game-plan to perfection? Which if the case, then surely it can't be deemed as "*****". If Ibra scores that header, it'd be hailed as a tactical masterclass.
Not saying you didn't have the better chance with Can, but we approached it as rottweilers and done the necessary to come away with a point against a side that every man and his dog said were going to destroy us (3-0, 4-0, 4-1, etc etc). Job done.