The Manchester United Thread

[Vanjagl]

Put any goalkeeper in United team and he'd struggle. Everything begins and ends with the midfield, and United's terrible.

 

[Vanjagl]

One is DDG, second is Courtois. Only major difference is the cross %. And everything is relative to their league.

Point - when you have Kroos and Modrić, you dont need a GK to start jack ******* ****.

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

Topical-

Some Cambridge PhD grad data geek's goalie analysis-

https://twitter.com/x/status/1534213024441151488

 

[Anthony]

With all the amazing changes in backroom staff we've had, I can't wait for the new season

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Garnacho only signed his first professional contract when he turned 17 last July by penning a deal until 2025, despite recent reports wrongly suggesting he was out of contract next year #mufc #mujournal [@RichFay]

 

[Legend Incredible]

With all the amazing changes in backroom staff we've had, I can't wait for the new season

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You forgot “monitoring”

 

[Legend Incredible]

Don’t understand why we won’t move on from Frankie de Jong, a player who clearly wants to stay at Barcelona or Darwin Nunez whom, from what I’ve seen, is the Uruguayan Lukaku for £85 million.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Don’t understand why we won’t move on from Frankie de Jong, a player who clearly wants to stay at Barcelona or Darwin Nunez whom, from what I’ve seen, is the Uruguayan Lukaku for £85 million.

I don’t get this why would we move on from trying to get a manager his number 1 targets. Especially when the window hadn’t opened yet. Ok Nunez we will as it looks like he’s off to Pool and imo far to expensive considering everything but that’s up to the buying club if they deem him worthy.

And I don’t think we would be chasing De Jong if he clearly 100% wasn’t interested. Especially as he’s been in talks with ETH so we will know this.

 

[woolly]

You forgot “monitoring”

He's on the bench.

 

[Tyton]

Yeah you'd think if De Jong was actually worth 100 million and willing to move, there would be more clubs after him....

 

[Vanjagl]

He's on the bench.

No where near good enough for starting 11!

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

Don’t understand why we won’t move on from Frankie de Jong, a player who clearly wants to stay at Barcelona or Darwin Nunez whom, from what I’ve seen, is the Uruguayan Lukaku for £85 million.

I'mma nick that! That's gonna' stick.

That's proper tickled me.

 

[Vanjagl]

I'mma nick that! That's gonna' stick.

That's proper tickled me.

I've heard a better one, Uruguayan Cavani!

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

I've heard a better one, Uruguayan Cavani!

I hope you pointed it out to the divvy.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

[] It can be confirmed that Mike Phelan will not be part of Erik ten Hag's coaching staff. #mufc are looking to see if another type of role at the club is possible due to his great contribution for 21 years. Likely club ambassador [@lauriewhitwell]

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Man Utd announce retained list and released players

Eleven players from the first team and Academy are leaving at the end of their contracts.

www.manutd.com

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Be a great deal if we get De Jong for 65m£

 

[kitchin75]

Be a great deal if we get De Jong for 65m£

but why is no 1 else going in for him at that price

 

[Vanjagl]

Well Howard Nurse think its done?

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

but why is no 1 else going in for him at that price

Tbh not many top teams need a CM.