The Manchester United Thread

Onless twatenberg is ref there will be no red cards tonight.
I reject the reality and substitute it with my own fantasy world! Cuntendberg will give us not one, but two pens and he'll become new Scouser excuse for Uniteds success!
 
LMAO Jones gets bullied by Keane goes off, then Smalling scores with 1st touch :)

I hadn't even finished shouting at Jones for being a spanner when Smalling scored XD
Think I'll have a beer!! Even though it's a work night.
 
Look at these crosses from Di Maria when he's out wide. Quality. Eventually somebody will get on the end of one. Lets hope we arent 2-1 down before he takes RVP off for Fellaini and gets Di Maria out wide to cross the ball.
 
Pathetic performance, not surprised when you field only 1 CM. Van Gaal is making way too many mistakes.
 
Dont know how much more I can take of this. Its dog ****. When Burnley have the ball with the back 4, we have RVP wide left, Januzaj down the middle and Falcao wide right. All doing jack ****.

Burnley are playing a flat 4-4-2 at Old Trafford and look like the home side. Why dont we just match them with 4-4-2? Coz at the moment they are getting way too much space with this diamond ****. How can normal people at home see this week after week and a man on a multi million pound contract not see it? It baffles me.
 
I swear these United players all train separately in individual rooms with a laptop and calculator ;)
They look like they have never even been introduced.
 
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