The Manchester United Thread

[Tyton]

Since the end of last season:

Lukaku - 1840 minutes
Hazard - 1830 minutes

You simply cannot make a case that one is being overworked and the other one had it easy.


And no, it's not wrong. Top athlete who is already in top shape cannot possibly grow this big in mere few months without either doping like a horse or gaining excessive weight. We know he's not juicing because he's playing like ****, therefore it's excessive weight. And the only way you get this much excessive weight while playing exhaustive games and training hard every week is when you're not taking proper care of yourself. Calories in> calories out = more weight. It's literally physics.

 

[Mike.]

Since the end of last season:

Lukaku - 1840 minutes
Hazard - 1830 minutes

You simply cannot make a case that one is being overworked and the other one had it easy.


And no, it's not wrong. Top athlete who is already in top shape cannot possibly grow this big in mere few months without either doping like a horse or gaining excessive weight. We know he's not juicing because he's playing like ****, therefore it's excessive weight. And the only way you get this much excessive weight while playing exhaustive games and training hard every week is when you're not taking proper care of yourself. Calories in> calories out = more weight. It's literally physics.

Hazard was gradually introduced back. Which means even though they have played the same amount of minutes, Hazard has a longer rest and better conditioning. Even Sarri has spoken about this

Also its not physics, its biology, and its a lot more complicated than calories in, calories out.

 

[Tyton]

That's why he has support of a $2 billion corporation solving all the complications. It's a simple process of eliminating the improbable explanations. I'm not buying that organization who could make 41-year old Giggs looks as sharp as when he was 18, couldn't find a way for Lukaku to not be what seems to be at least 20 pounds overweight. Not when there's hundreds of players who somehow didn't double in size despite also missing this year's pre-season .

The only remaining explanation is somebody likes pizza a little bit too much.

 

[Mike.]

That's why he has support of a $2 billion corporation solving all the complications. It's a simple process of eliminating the improbable explanations. I'm not buying that organization who could make 41-year old Giggs looks as sharp as when he was 18, couldn't find a way for Lukaku to not be what seems to be at least 20 pounds overweight. Not when there's hundreds of players who somehow didn't double in size despite also missing this year's pre-season .

The only remaining explanation is somebody likes pizza a little bit too much.

Half the team is suffering from poor condition FFS, we're picking up loads of hamstring injuries, players are over exerted, barely any of our long world cup campaign players are playing well (not that many others are)

 

[iamauser]

Completely random question United fans, but how is James Wilson getting on Nowadays? I remember he used to turn into a beast a few FMs ago, but Ive not heard much of him recently?

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Completely random question United fans, but how is James Wilson getting on Nowadays? I remember he used to turn into a beast a few FMs ago, but Ive not heard much of him recently?

Hes done at the potential top level. Great talent natural finisher and fast as **** before his injury. Injury has done for him like Will Keane unfortunately. He’s lost his pace and confidence and composure infront of goal. Only upside for him atm is he is getting games and staying fit for once. 2 gls in 10 or 11 games this season. Out of contract in the summer.

 

[zzeezzy]

So much for Dalot starting today Jose..... another bullshit lineup... don't give a **** if we win. McTominay, Metic and Fellaini all in the same lineup you deserve to be fired. Martial dropped after a couple of bad games, no surprise there.

This lineup is pure garbage..... I know injury to Smalling supposedly but wtf why replace him with McTominay.

 

[Bujakaa92]

What is that lineup?..

Rojo on bench and Smalling not even there, then having Matic or McTominay as CB. Seems like very narrow 4-1-2-1-2. Martial benched after scoring 5 games in row and having a blank...

As Leeds fan i feel for you

 

[zzeezzy]

What is that lineup?..

Rojo on bench and Smalling not even there, then having Matic or McTominay as CB. Seems like very narrow 4-1-2-1-2. Martial benched after scoring 5 games in row and having a blank...

As Leeds fan i feel for you

Mourinho must be trolling at this point... I'm convinced... or is he really just so outdated now? It's legitimately hard to tell.

 

[Bujakaa92]

Mourinho must be trolling at this point... I'm convinced... or is he really just so outdated now? It's legitimately hard to tell.

Have a cut feeling that one manager will be sacked after this game |)

 

[zzeezzy]

Have a cut feeling that one manager will be sacked after this game |)

Ideal scenario, they both are, that would be the best thing that can happen from this game. I despise Hughes and everyone knows my thoughts on Mourinho.

Don't get me wrong mark Hughes was once upon a time a great United player but he has been such a snide ***** towards united ever since he has been a manager.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

So much for Dalot starting today Jose..... another bullshit lineup... don't give a **** if we win. McTominay, Metic and Fellaini all in the same lineup you deserve to be fired. Martial dropped after a couple of bad games, no surprise there.

This lineup is pure garbage..... I know injury to Smalling supposedly but wtf why replace him with McTominay.

He never sai Dalot would start tbh. That was his quotes twisted by the press. He said he would make his debut. See our annual post injury crisis has struck

 

[zzeezzy]

He never sai Dalot would start tbh. That was his quotes twisted by the press. He said he would make his debut. See our annual post injury crisis has struck

Do the injuries even matter though? Jose can get the violin out all he wants about CB's... I have no sympathy whatsoever. 2 and a half years and he didn't get rid of the **** injury prone CB's we have and don't even trust his signings:. Bailly, Lindelof etc.

Fact of the matter is that we are using players like Fellaini, McTominay - when we have players like Martial, Pereira, Fred, Mata today.

One more thing, how can he bring out the 'I only have one CB card' when Rojo is on the bench? I'm assuming he means that Rojo is not fit.... but then McTominay is despite not having any game time either, just walks into the team. Jose is a walking contradiction and he can put the violin away.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Do the injuries even matter though? Jose can get the violin out all he wants about CB's... I have no sympathy whatsoever. 2 and a half years and he didn't get rid of the **** injury prone CB's we have and don't even trust his signings:. Bailly, Lindelof etc.

Fact of the matter is that we are using players like Fellaini, McTominay - when we have players like Martial, Pereira, Fred, Mata today.

One more thing, how can he bring out the 'I only have one CB card' when Rojo is on the bench? I'm assuming he means that Rojo is not fit.... but then McTominay is despite not having any game time either, just walks into the team. Jose is a walking contradiction and he can put the violin away.

Theres a difference one has been injured ages and not trained the other one the opposite. Really don’t understand griping about the team. Like you said he could have 11 messi on the pitch and still not get a tune. Personally I’m happy to see McTominey.

 

[RhQQ]

That's a "may I have my 12 million compensation please? Christmas is coming up" XI, regardless of the result.

 

[zzeezzy]

That's a "may I have my 12 million compensation please? Christmas is coming up" XI, regardless of the result.

We'll probably win and the board will lap it up once again. Lets face it even if we lose, this board won't do **** until the season is mathematically lost.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Terrible by Rashford again!

 

[Bujakaa92]

Outch....

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Lol Matic carrying on the good form ))))))

 

[Bujakaa92]

I was thinking putting movie on, but this seems a bit funnier for now