The Manchester United Thread

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Well that went to ***** lol in every way possible !

 

[Tyton]

EL Sevilla is like CL Madrid, they have black magic working for them.

 

[Legend Incredible]

Game went from very easy to tough in 2 minutes.

Everything that could’ve gone wrong, went wrong. Lost both our center halves to injuries (Martinez looks like his season is over) and scored 2 own goals (not to mention Bruno is suspended for the next game).

We now have Rashford, Garnacho, Varane, Martinez and Luke Shaw all out injured.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Everything that could’ve gone wrong, went wrong. Lost both our center halves to injuries (Martinez looks like his season is over) and scored 2 own goals (not to mention Bruno is suspended for the next game).

We now have Rashford, Garnacho, Varane, Martinez and Luke Shaw all out injured.

On that showing I would be starting Dalot at LB.

 

[Legend Incredible]

On that showing I would be starting Dalot at LB.

Dalot has been bang average since the WC

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Dalot has been bang average since the WC

That’s true but while he’s been average he hasn’t put in a performance as bad as that. That from Malacia tonight was one of the worst performances from a Utd player all season. But tbh he’s been very good for most parts. Hopefully just a bad night. ****** **** can’t believe all the things that happened in that last 30 mins

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Really hope Martínez hasn’t done his Achilles that could be him out all next season if is the case

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Ten Hag on Martinez injury: "I cannot tell what it is but it is not achilles. No that is not the area." #MUFC

 

[Legend Incredible]

Atleast that’s a silver lining but at the same time, you realize we’re going back to the infamous Maguire-Lindelof partnership till the end of the season

 

[Anthony]

Atleast that’s a silver lining but at the same time, you realize we’re going back to the infamous Maguire-Lindelof partnership till the end of the season

Say goodbye to top four and make peace with it.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Atleast that’s a silver lining but at the same time, you realize we’re going back to the infamous Maguire-Lindelof partnership till the end of the season

We won’t well maybe for 1/2 matches. Varane ain’t to bad apparently and Shaw will be back. Just means Malacia at LB. Likely Shaw and Varane Cb

 

[Vanjagl]

That’s true but while he’s been average he hasn’t put in a performance as bad as that. That from Malacia tonight was one of the worst performances from a Utd player all season. But tbh he’s been very good for most parts. Hopefully just a bad night. ****** **** can’t believe all the things that happened in that last 30 mins

This is why De Gea doesn't come out for crosses more often. Every time he does, his teammate royally **** him over. (obviously not, but hey, cool narrative.)

Say goodbye to top four and make peace with it.

Pretty much this. As much as I have faith in EtH, I don't think he can fix Lindelof - Maguire. Oh how bad that sounds.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Don’t worry peeps

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Rashford and Shaw being back for Sevilla is huge!

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

BREAKING: Lisandro Martinez has a fractured fifth metatarsal in his right foot. It remains to be seen if it needs to be operated on or it is better to wait for the bone to heal on its own. [@estebanedul] #mufc

https://twitter.com/x/status/1646890042659405824

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

@lauriewhitwell
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Lisandro Martinez set to miss rest of season after suffering metatarsal injury. Length of time out unconfirmed but will be around May. Raphael Varane injury being assessed but concerns he could be out for campaign. #MUFC a lot more hopeful. @David_Ornstein

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Confirmed by the club. Varane out 3 weeks

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

u18s lost 1-3 earlier today

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Villa done us a favour today. Just need to scrape any win tomorrow

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Not just Villa Bournemouth are doing a job on Spurs as well.

Yep. Just seen. That will do. Plus Spurs and Newcastle play each other on Wednesday meaning more dropped points. Baring a monumental mess up top 4 is done. Other teams are just far not inconsistent