Chapter 20:
31st December, 2011
Circle Club, Manchester
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is something we call, a ground breaker, breaker...”
“OK, who let Rio choose the soundtrack?” I yelled out over the din. The Circle Club was, for one night only, the home of Manchester United – we’d booked it out for the New Year’s bash.
“Ah, si. Funny one boss” Jesus replied, with a laugh. The Spaniard had really settled in since his summer move, and he looked every part of the team. Albeit with a beautiful Spanish model hanging off one arm, and a garish suit that wouldn’t look out of place in The Sopranos. Typical Spaniard, always a show-off. I turned to Alice, who looked spectacular.
“You ok?” I asked. She’d been up and down since the crash, and these highs and lows could really be extreme. From a person full of life one moment, to a shaking, sobbing wreck the next.
“Yeah, really, I’m OK. Just enjoy yourself Dan, stop worrying about me for just one night” She replied, with a huge grin. She pointed across the club.
“Ain’t that one of the players you invited?”
I followed her point to a sheepish figure in the corner, who looked a little uncomfortable.
“Yeah” I answered. “Hey! ALEX!” I shouted. He looked up, saw me wave and walked over. He stood there shaking my hand as he started speaking.
“Thanks for inviting me ahead of my move, Mr Newton.” Alex Smithies was my replacement for Anders Lindegaard. The Dane had returned home due to “Homesickness” and, to the understanding of most of us, wasn’t going to return. When I heard the England U20 keeper was unhappy at Huddersfield, I swooped, netting the lad for just under £800’000. A good price for such a talent.
“Please, Alex, just call me Dan. I’m not officially your boss until tomorrow!” I smiled, and Alex walked off toward Danny Welbeck, who was waving him over.
As the clock neared the end of 2011, Nemanja walked over. “Boss, me and a couple of the others want you to make a speech, you know, for a bit of inspiration toward the next year?” He waved toward the DJ and the music cut. A cheer gave out from the players as I jumped onto the stage.
“OK lads, we sit top at Christmas, always a good sign – We’re in the knockouts of the Champions’ League as well as the Carling Cup semis. If we want it, the quadruple is there for the taking, beating City last week was only the start. We’re top, and we want it to stay that way! And it will, you are all Manchester United players! You are the conquerors of the so-called squeaky-***-time! Never fazed, never faltering! You guys can and will make the club proud!”
An almighty roar, louder than the music that had kicked back in, went up as I stepped off. Jack Rodwell put his arm round me, proclaiming “Great one boss, great one!” – whilst drinking straight from the bottle of champagne in his right hand. I walked over to Alice, who was beaming.
“You were brilliant!” She said as she stood from the table and flung her arms around me. I returned the kiss she gave me, then looked up suddenly as I heard a shout.
“What is it?” She asked.
“I don’t know, but I’m going to find out.”
I strode over to the noise. A clearly wasted Nani was being held back by Vidic, as he struggled against the big Serb.
“What the **** is going on?” I yelled at the drunken Portuguese winger.
“He bottled me for no ******* reason, boss” I looked over to see Tom Cleverley with a nasty-looking cut above his eye.
“OI!” I towered over the former Lisbon winger. “Get the **** out of my sight! I want you gone from this club by morning, and don’t bother coming back! You aren’t fit to wear the shirt! After all I defended you in the press – gave excuses for your bad form, and you do this?! Just get him out of here, Nemanja”
As he led the soon to be ex-United player out of the door, I crashed back in the seat behind me.
Jesus, why can’t anything ever be simple?