when your fiance insists on going through every single channel more than once on the Sky TV guide when your're listening to the live football...when they just have to wait another 10 dam minutes til the footie finishes
I love how nearly all the ones you've posted on here have been about your missus
The give a Garmin radio advert i keep hearing on TalkSport. Makes me want to start killing again.
You pig .Women who think every little thing is sexist like some girl who was in my maths class who thought I was sexist because I only suport the Chelsea mens team and not the ladies aswell :/
Women who think every little thing is sexist like some girl who was in my maths class who thought I was sexist because I only suport the Chelsea mens team and not the ladies aswell :/
Women who think every little thing is sexist like some girl who was in my maths class who thought I was sexist because I only suport the Chelsea mens team and not the ladies aswell :/
People who write "come" as "***" -_-'
I always thought they were 2 different words used in different ways. For example:
1. Yes i will "come" to the pub.
2. Ive just "***" all over your wife's face and she loved it.
I always thought they were 2 different words used in different ways. For example:
1. Yes i will "come" to the pub.
2. Ive just "***" all over your wife's face and she loved it.
If you want my comeback.. You'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth.
OT: Chapped lips.. I can't even ****** laugh, they just bleed, a lot!
Someone always has to lower the tone.