Your Favourite Football Chants

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He drinks in the morning and his name is van der meyde,
He drinks in the evening and his name is van der meyde,
He drinks all the time and his name is van der meyde,
ANDY VAN DER MEYDE!
(To the tune of the macarena)

Also

Oh manchester, Oh manchester, Is full of ****, is full of ****, oh manchester is full of ****, its full of ****, **** and more ****, oh manchester is full of ****. (8).

Also

It's Everton, Eeeeverton FC, we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen and it's eeeevvverton, (continues like that)
 
nelsonBcFc said:
Yer fair play i heard you lot brought down 4k supporters to the game, and their was quite alot of trouble flairling up.
Btw i hope you don't judge the Blues support by last night attendance.
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Did get quite nawty at times.
 
He's better than Shaun, Heeeee's better than Shaaaaun, Bradley Wright-Phillips, He's better than Shaun! :wub:
 
Dunc said:
He's better than Shaun, Heeeee's better than Shaaaaun, Bradley Wright-Phillips, He's better than Shaun! :wub:
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"West Country Wank Wank Wank, West Country Wank Wank Wank" :P
 
sung to Brighton:

"We hate Palace
We hate Palace
We hate Palace more than you!"
 
Nós somos os Ultras, os Super Dragões,
Fodemos Lagartos, também Lampiões, Nós vamos ao Sul os No Name humilhar,
por Ti , GRANDE PORTO, Nós vamos cantar :)

For all Benfica fans !
 
'We all follow a Yellow football team' to Yellow Submarine. :P

It is a Mariners chant - my local Aussie team.
 
(to the tune of let it be by the Beatles)
Stevie G, Stevie G, Stevie G, Stevie G, You could have won the double at Chelsea.
 
jbolas said:
"West Country Wank Wank Wank, West Country Wank Wank Wank" :P
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Fight, fight wherever you may be
We'll all fight for the west country
And we'll fight you all wherever you may be
And we'll fight with you in the west country :wub:
 
Fergie tried to sign the boy... Torres Torress
Fergie tried to sign the boy... Torres
Fergie tried to sign the boy
LFCs pride and joy
Fernando Torress Liverpool's number 9
 
He's half a boy and half a girl, Torres Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the ****, he sells his **** on Albert Dock,
Fernando Torres...Carragher's bit on the side.
 
Aimed at Efe Sodge, in the tune of the educational song "He's got the whole world in his hands" I think anyway!

He's got aaaa condom, on hiss head, he's got aaaa condom, on is' head, he's gotta condom on his head!
 
Luke Phillips said:
He's half a boy and half a girl, Torres Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the ****, he sells his **** on Albert Dock,
Fernando Torres...Carragher's bit on the side.
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Iv posted that on here before lol, but to be fair it never gets old.
 
Whenever Mikkel Andersen makes a world class save :

"David James, Wank, Wank, Wank" :wub:
 
his armband proved he was so gay rooney rooney
he looks like shrek only hes white rooney rooney
man u bought him from the everton
scums he is a fat he is so dumb man us ronney
gaygay wayne rooney man us number 10
 
Tech! said:
his armband proved he was so gay rooney rooney
he looks like shrek only hes white rooney rooney
man u bought him from the everton
scums he is a fat he is so dumb man us ronney
gaygay wayne rooney man us number 10
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Did you just make that up..? oO)

Heard this, quite funny:

He's better than Glenn Hoddle,
He's better than Chris Waddle,
His wife's a supermodel,
He's Rafael van der Vaart.
 
Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye
Tuesday Wednesday, Hebib Beye
Thursay, Friday, Habib Beye
Saturday! Habib Beye!
 
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