Your Favourite Football Chants

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Going to 2-1 up against Dagenham and some fan behind me in Block 3 shouting 'Lets keep some consitency up fans'
Sack The Board, Sack The Board, Sack The Board.

Gotta love it (H)
 
He's big!
He's tall!
He comes from Millwall!
It's Chamal, It's Chamal!
He's big!
He's red!
His feet stick out the bed!
It's Chamal, It's Chamal!

Worthing FC's song about their start striker Chamal Fenelon.

Interesting fact about Chamal: He signed a professional contract for Millwall and a week later he was sent down for attempted murder. Eight years later he was released and joined Worthing to get match practice. He turned down a move to Port Vale this summer to stay with us because he loves our fans!
 
North London is ours,
North London is ouuuuurrsss!,
**** off to stratford,
north london is ourss!!!!
 
Glasgow Rangers, Scotland's Shame,
Na na na na na na na,
Glasgow Rangers, Scotland's Shame,
Na na na na na na na!

And when Charlie Adam used to play for Rangers:

Charlie Adam's sister's pants are the best,
You can smell them from the east to the west,
Charlie Adam's sister's pants are the best,
Charlie Adam's...SISTER'S PANTS!
 
Number four four your mom's a ***** ! (continuous)

and

We're looking at Leeds,
And we're avin a laff,
We're lookin at Leeds,
And we're avin a laff...

and

You are my Tudgay,
My only Tudgay,
You make me happy,
When shies are grey,
You're even scoring,
When we are boring,
So please don't take my Tudgay away...

and

We've got Jordan's baby,
He loves his chips and gravy,
Leon Clarke Whoa, Leon Clarke Whoa...
 
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Manchester United vs Blackburn Rovers a few seasons a go. Paul Dickov came on from the bench and was playing a real howler which resulted in Manchester United fans chanting:

"Get that Dickov, Get that Dickov,
Get that Dickov, Get that Dickov!"

The silent Blackburn corner of Old Trafford were sparked with life and replied with:

"Get that Dickov, Get that Dickov,
Get that Dickov, Get that Dickov!"

75,000 fat, burger-smelling thugs singing in harmony, can't beat it...
 
he dives to the left...

he dives to the righttt....

thats why Ben Foster

makes Joe Hart look *****!!

Man City 0-0 Birmingham

and at the same game, "englands number 2, englands englands number 2"

sung at old fan favourite Joe
 
Heard that Tottenham fans shout to Fulham, "You all came here in a taxi!" because there's not many that go to White Hart Lane
 
mfage1 said:
Id rather be a sausage than an egg,
ohh id rather be a sausage than an egg,
ohh id rather be a sausage, rather be a sausage, rather be a sausage than an egg....

sizzling sizzling sizzling in the pan,
oh were sizzling sizzling sizzling in the pan,
oh were sizzling sizzling sizzling, sizzling sizzling sizzling,

sizzling sizzling sizzling in the pannn

when we (blues) were incredibly bored with the shocking home support at The Hawthorns
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reminds me of when i went to an england beer party in summer for the usa game.

the guy had his own bar, and once the drip tray, from the leftover froth and excess beer was full someone would down it and we sung..

I would rather have a drip tray than a pint, (no you wouldn't)
I would rather have a drip tray than a pint, (no you wouldn't)
I would rather have a drip tray, rather have a drip tray,
rather have a drip tray than a pint..... NO YOU WOULDN'T.

Shame we were so ****.
 
Frankie said:
reminds me of when i went to an england beer party in summer for the usa game.

the guy had his own bar, and once the drip tray, from the leftover froth and excess beer was full someone would down it and we sung..

I would rather have a drip tray than a pint, (no you wouldn't)
I would rather have a drip tray than a pint, (no you wouldn't)
I would rather have a drip tray, rather have a drip tray,
rather have a drip tray than a pint..... NO YOU WOULDN'T.

Shame we were so ****.
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haha good one... we sing loads of stupid stuff when the home fans are shocking, which in modern times seems to be way too often!!
 
mfage1 said:
haha good one... we sing loads of stupid stuff when the home fans are shocking, which in modern times seems to be way too often!!
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Which is the reason why I hardly go to Emirates anymore really.
 
Frankie said:
Which is the reason why I hardly go to Emirates anymore really.
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i was disappointed with the emirates in all fairness...

i miss looking at the fixture list thinking a nice trip to Highbury in "january" it is then!

the atmosphere was traditional football!! old school style

nice seats you've got at that place though, not that i sit on it except for half time :$
 
nemanjaaa ohhh woah woah
nemanjaaa ohh woah woah
he comes from serbia
he'll ******* murder ya
nemanjaaa ohh woah woah
etc. etc.
 
Not sure if this ones been said but found it rather amusing on another forum

He's neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never have a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
The argy ****, the ugly ****, they sewn his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, herman munster head.
 
Vs Millwall last year.

We had a Steward in front of the Blackthorn End, who was about 4ft tall and blonde and wouldn't of been much use in holding back 3000 charging fans. In front of the Family Terrace they had this massive tank of a man which to be fair, he probably could stop 3000 charging fans :P

So The Blackthorn End came up with this :

Were still coming,
Were still coming,
Were still coming on the pitch.

Then one absolute genius came up with this :

I'm still coming
I'm still coming
I'm still coming on her face.

Probably the most I've laughed at a football game XD
 
It's a coooooonspiracy, it's a cooooooooooonspiracy, it's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracy ( sung to celtic fans)

Posh spice is a hooker
A dirty dirty *****
and when she thinks of Neil Lennon
She throws up on the floor :$

Song of the moment right enough at Ibrox is Build my Gallows, so thats up there as well :/
 
The traditional:

Oooooooooooooooh,
go down't pub
drink ten pints
get really plastered,
go back home and you beat your wife,
ya dirty northern bastards
oooooooooooooooh

and after tuesday night:

Jonathan Spectorrrrrrrr, Jonathan Spectorrrrrrrrr,
running down the wing, for the west ham team
Jonathan Spectorrrrrrrrrr
 
Posh Spice is slapper
she likes to use a ladle
and when she's ******** becks
she thinks of max gradel
 
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