Whenever Mikkel Andersen makes a world class save :
"David James, Wank, Wank, Wank" :wub:
Iv posted that on here before lol, but to be fair it never gets old.
He's half a boy and half a girl, Torres Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the ****, he sells his **** on Albert Dock,
Fernando Torres...Carragher's bit on the side.
Andeeeerrrsen Andeeerrrrsen Andeeerrrsen!
To be fair, I've never heard it sung...
Too bad you lot never play versus him
Simple, but sweet. To Frank Lampard : YOU FAT *******...
His armband proved he was a red, Torres, Torres
You'll never walk alone it said, Torres Torres
We bought the lad from sunny Spain
He gets the ball, he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpools number 9
Walk on Chelsea FC, you ain't got no history. We have 5 European cups, 18 leagues that's what we call history. |)
To be fair, I've never heard it sung...
Too bad you lot never play versus him
Simple, but sweet. To Frank Lampard : YOU FAT *******...
His armband proved he was a red, Torres, Torres
You'll never walk alone it said, Torres Torres
We bought the lad from sunny Spain
He gets the ball, he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpools number 9
Walk on Chelsea FC, you ain't got no history. We have 5 European cups, 18 leagues that's what we call history. |)
Hit him on his head,
hit him on his head,
hit him on his head with a baseball bat keeeeegan, keeegan
gary neville shags his brother, and his sister and his mother,
all the nevilles **** each other...
Dirty mancy bastards