Your Favourite Football Chants

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Theres only one Leon Clarke
One Leon Clarke
He used to be *****
But now hes alright
Walking in a Wednesday wonderland !
 
Iv posted that on here before lol, but to be fair it never gets old.

To be fair, I've never heard it sung...

He's half a boy and half a girl, Torres Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the ****, he sells his **** on Albert Dock,
Fernando Torres...Carragher's bit on the side.

Too bad you lot never play versus him ;)

Simple, but sweet. To Frank Lampard : YOU FAT *******...


His armband proved he was a red, Torres, Torres
You'll never walk alone it said, Torres Torres
We bought the lad from sunny Spain
He gets the ball, he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpools number 9


Walk on Chelsea FC, you ain't got no history. We have 5 European cups, 18 leagues that's what we call history. |)
 
To be fair, I've never heard it sung...



Too bad you lot never play versus him ;)

Simple, but sweet. To Frank Lampard : YOU FAT *******...


His armband proved he was a red, Torres, Torres
You'll never walk alone it said, Torres Torres
We bought the lad from sunny Spain
He gets the ball, he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpools number 9


Walk on Chelsea FC, you ain't got no history. We have 5 European cups, 18 leagues that's what we call history. |)


A pool song stating their History.. never lol.

A song sung by none other than our Captain JT at our victory parade last season. "We're making history, we're making history"
 
To be fair, I've never heard it sung...



Too bad you lot never play versus him ;)

Simple, but sweet. To Frank Lampard : YOU FAT *******...


His armband proved he was a red, Torres, Torres
You'll never walk alone it said, Torres Torres
We bought the lad from sunny Spain
He gets the ball, he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpools number 9


Walk on Chelsea FC, you ain't got no history. We have 5 European cups, 18 leagues that's what we call history. |)

Still had some good games V Liverpool. Carl Saunders - Beast !!!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6XXxVs4KQs"]YouTube - Bristol Rovers v Liverpool 2009[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8XCHgWlRzE"]YouTube - Bristol Rovers Big Game Goals[/ame]
1:33 onwards :P
 
When i was young, i had no sense
I bought a flute for fifty pence
The only song that i could play
Was **** the Blades and the IRA

We all hate Leeds scum, We all hate Leeds scum, We all hate Leeds scum, We all hate Leeds scum
 
Hit him on his head,
hit him on his head,
hit him on his head with a baseball bat keeeeegan, keeegan

gary neville shags his brother, and his sister and his mother,
all the nevilles **** each other...
Dirty mancy bastards
 
We shall not we shall not be moved,

We shall not we shall not be moved,

Because we're the team thats going to win the FA Cup!

We shall not be moved!

Sung by all blues at the FA Cup semi-final victory against bitter rivals man united.
 
After it was reported in the press that Goram had a mild form of schizophrenia, fans responded with a chorus of "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams".

lol
 
Oh Samir Nasri
He's better than Leo Messi
The greatest there's ever been
Oh Samir Nasri


Also, the obligatory

Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Tottenham?
 
Sung by Leeds fans to Becciho

"Luciano, Luciano-ooo, costs less than Berbatov and scores more goals!"
 
Bouncy or Father's Advice - [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Zr22svzgw"]YouTube - Rangers Fans at Tannadice 2010 (Bouncy, Sash, Fathers Advice)[/ame]

At Celtic fans: Sing in the chapel, you only sing in the chapel!
 
Hit him on his head,
hit him on his head,
hit him on his head with a baseball bat keeeeegan, keeegan

gary neville shags his brother, and his sister and his mother,
all the nevilles **** each other...
Dirty mancy bastards

*Like* this ;)
 
I got two one to stan collymore when he got done for beating up ulrikakakakaka - he only fights with the women, fights with the woooomen, he only fights with the women.
and also i heard liverpool fans sing to peter crouch when he was there - he's big he's red his feet stick out the bedits peter crouch
 
Zigger zagger, zigger zagger, (oi, oi, oi,)
Zigger zagger, zigger zagger, (oi, oi, oi,)
Zigger, (oi,)
Zagger, (oi,)Zigger zagger, zigger zagger, (oi, oi, oi!)
Oh when the Blues,
Go steaming in,
Oh when the Blues go steaming in.
I wanna be in that number,
When the Blues go steaming in.
 
Come and have a drink with us we'll drink u to a frenzy,
We are full of Super Saints and we are ****** crazy,
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la,
We are ****** crazy...

When we're away in the blue,
We'll kick the **** out of you.
We've got the class and the skill,
Its just like watching Brazil.
When we're at home in the red,
We always score in the shed.
Its just to good to be through,
We'll kick the **** out of you,
Singing Do,de,Do,de,Do,Do Do, de.
We love you Patrick's,
Our hearts are red and white,
We love you Patrick's,
We're going to sing all night.
So bring your Bohs, Shels, Roverss to In-ci-core-ee-e
song by the supersaints St Patricks Athletic
 
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