Your Favourite Football Chants

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HESKEY SCORED M'LORD, HESKEY SCORED!

John Carew, Carew,
He's bigger than me and you,
He's gonna' score one or two,
John Carew, Carew.

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor,
He's fast as fuckkk. he's fast as fuckkkkk.
Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor,
He's fast as fuckkk. he's fast as fuckkkkk.
 
I was born, under a Tote End bar,
I was born under a Tote End bar,
Knives are made for stabbing,
Trains are made to wreck,
And if you are a City fan, we'll break you f'kin neck
oh, I was born.....

YouTube - Lee Marvin - Wandering Star
 
A few Newcastle selections

Kenwyne Jones sells watches on the beach
watches on the beach
watches on the beach

We all live in Kevin Nolan's house
Kevin Nolan's house
Kevin Nolan's house

You put your left leg in
your left leg out
in,out,in,out
you shake it all about
you do the Ameobi and you turn around
that's what its all about
WooaaaaShola Ameobi

Oh Coloccini, you are the love of my life
Oh Coloccini, i'd let you diddle my wife
Oh Coloccini, I want curly hair too!

(To Ashley Cole)
Oh Cheryl Tweedy, you are the love of my life
Oh, Cheryl Tweedy, i'd let you be my wife
Oh Cheryl Tweedy, i hate Ashley Cole too!

(At Old Trafford on the opening day of the season)
Stand up, for the Champions, Stand Up
 
Oh Northampton, oh Northampton,
Is wonderful, is wonderful,
Oh Northampton is wonderful,
Full of ****, ***** and the Cobblers,
Oh Northampton is wonderful.
Oh Peterboro', oh Peterboro',
Is full of sh*t, is full of s*it,
Oh Peterborough is full of s*it,
Of sh*t, sh*t, and more s*it,
Oh Peterboro' is full of s*it...
 
na na na na na na na na na, Michael Essien, Essien, Michael Essien!!!
 
Oh Stockport Town! (Oh Stockport town!)
Is wonderful! (Is wonderful)
Oh Stockport town is wonderful, full of ****, ***** and County, oh Stockport town is wonderful


Oh Manchester (Oh Manchester) is full of **** (is full of ****)
Oh Manchester is full of ****, full of ****, ****, and more ****, oh Manchester is full of ****!!

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It's forever being beautiful,
And the colour's white and blue,
I wore the scarf around my neck,
At Chester-field and Crewe,
My Father was a County fan,
Like my Grandfather before,
And at Edgeley Park I love to wear,
The scarf my Father wore!
 
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Oh Stockport Town! (Oh Stockport town!)
Is wonderful! (Is wonderful)
Oh Stockport town is wonderful, full of ****, ***** and County, oh Stockport town is wonderful


Oh Manchester (Oh Manchester) is full of **** (is full of ****)
Oh Manchester is full of ****, full of ****, ****, and more ****, oh Manchester is full of ****!!

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It's forever being beautiful,
And the colour's white and blue,
I wore the scarf around my neck,
At Chester-field and Crewe,
My Father was a County fan,
Like my Grandfather before,
And at Edgeley Park I love to wear,
The scarf my Father wore!
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Is that Stockports "anthem" ?
 
To Oldham Fans:
**** Kit, No Fans! **** Kit, No Fans! **** Kit, No Fans!
 
Robbie Keane's a pikey,
He wears a gippo hat,
He saw a caravan,
And said I'm having that...
 
Na na na na na na na na na Sami Nasri Nasri Sami Nasri Na na na na na na na na na
 
Down at the Boro!!!
WE LUV U, WE LUV U, WE LUV U
AND THAT IS WHY WE FOLLOW, WE FOLLOW, WE FOLLOW
AND WE SUPPORT THE BORO, THE BORO, THE BORO
AND THATS THE WAY WE LIKE IT, WE LIKE IT, WE LIKE IT....
1,2,3,4!!!!
OOOOWO,OOOOWO,OOOOWO!!!
 
Chelsea, wherever you may be, you ain't got no history.
What hammers fans were singing at stoke
"You bunch of fat northern pikeys, fat northern pickeeeyys, you bunch of fat northern pikeys"
that was when we were 1-0 down, soon after we equieallised and then 2-1.
 
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