Your Favourite Football Chants

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the original Kalou song:
He comes from the Ivory Coast Kalou, Kalou,
He don't do coke like Adrian Mutu, Mutu
He crossed the ball in from the left,
It landed right on Riise's head,
And thats why we love Salomon Kalou

And here is a mock up that someone i know made up:
He gets the ball he's in a daze Kalou Kalou,
He gets the ball he's in a maze Kalou Kalou,
He gets the ball down the wing,
Doesn't do a ******* thing,
Thats why we hate Salamon Kalou
 
DMF said:
Tottenham fans singing to Arsenal at the Emirates (I was there):

4-2, and you ****** it up
4-2, and you ****** it up
4-2 and you ****** it uuuuup,
4-2 and you ****** it up!
YIDO, YIDO, YIDO!

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He shoots, he scores, he'll eat your labrador
Y-P Lee, Y-P Lee,
Attack, Defend, He'll eat a man's best friend,
Y-P Lee, Y-P Lee!
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Haha lol!

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"same old arsenal always cheating!!!"

or

"same old arsenal, f***ing cheaters!!!"
 
Jo Kuffour, Kuffour
He's only 5 foot 4.
His **** drags on the floor
Jo Kuffour, Kuffour.....
 
Some of my favourite Bury chants:

Tom Lees
Victoria's a slapper,
A slapper on her knees,
And when shes ******** Beckham
She thinks of Tommy Lees,
Tommy Lees, Tommy Lees,
The greatest centre half the world has ever seen!

Lennell John Lewis
Lennell scored a goal, Lennell John!
Lennell scored a goal, Lennell John!

Mike Jones
Hes small, (although I prefer to use the word '****')
Hes scouse,
He'll rob your f*cking house,
Mikey Jones, Mikey Jones!

General Bury Song
Walking down the Manny Road,
To see the Bury Aces,
Oh the lads,
Should of seen us coming,
Fastest team in the land,
You should of seen us coming,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles on their faces,
Walking down the Manny Road,
To see the Bury Aces.

About Bolton
The famous Bolton Wanderers went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Bolton Wanderers went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Bolton Wanderers went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said...
f*ck Off!
Who the f*ck are Bolton Wanderers,
Who the f*ck are Bolton Wanderers,
Who the f*ck are Bolton Wanderers,
And the white's go marching, on! on! on!
And On And On,
And on and on and on...
 
This is the best one in my opinion, the one we sing to the DIRTY YIDS !!

We'll be running round tottenham
with our ******* hanging out !

We'll be running round tottenham
with our ******* hanging out!

We'll be running round tottenham,
running round tottenham,
running round tottenham ,
with our ******* hanging out!

Singing Ive got a foreskin, Haven't you

F***ing Jew
 
Ishmael has the biggest **** Miller, Miller!
He tucks it in his football sock Miller, Miller!
His swings his ***** round his head,
He shagged a girl and now she's dead!
Ishmael Miller West Brom's number 10!
 
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The FM-Don said:
This is the best one in my opinion, the one we sing to the DIRTY YIDS !!

We'll be running round tottenham
with our ******* hanging out !

We'll be running round tottenham
with our ******* hanging out!

We'll be running round tottenham,
running round tottenham,
running round tottenham ,
with our ******* hanging out!

Singing Ive got a foreskin, Haven't you

F***ing Jew
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That's out of order mate
 
We're the best behaved supporters in the land
(when we win)
We're the best behaved supporters in the land
(when we win)
We're the best behaved supporters, best behaved supporters, best behaved supporters in the land
(when we win)
We're a right load of bastards when we lose.
 
Gimme a B
Gimme a I
Gimme a L
Gimme a Y
Gimme a A
Gimme a L
Gimme a E
Gimme a T
Gimme a D
Gimme a I
Gimme a N
Gimme a O
Gimme a V

What does that spell? Bilyaletdinov!
 
One for tomorrow.....

Inbred's and Roundabouts
Inbred's and Roundabouts
Inbred's and Roundabouts
etc....
 
Punches Girls in the eye
got caught know he's doing in time
splint his ring in d wing
now they're bumming marlon king.


poor beckham's ankle snapped
and capello looks like post man pat
our left back got the sack cause
terry likes to bone
and ashleys got **** on his phone
so wrap rooney in bubble wrap
cause without out him we're pretty ****
so lock away ronaldo
and break theirry's hands
THEN WE'LL BE WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!

^ Russell Howard

We love Jim Rollo
casue he's losing his hair
We love Jim Rollo
cause he can play anywhere

^ Bath City
 
****** **** there is some **** chants about....


also some class ones though
 
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