Me being a rich Southerner in the first place >> that.
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Me being a rich Southerner in the first place >> that.
Get back to stalking your flat mate.
Not my flatmate, my coursemate.
And I'll do it in the morning. She's Italian, not a vampire.
Sleeping girls can't say no.
Cue some guy coming in and saying 'Herp derp that's what Dunc would say herp'
"Hey, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
My hall is cool, everyone gets on, apart from one assaulting the other last night, everything's dandy. Having three creationists who genuinely believe the Earth is 6000 years old etc. is... interesting.
It would be you who was landed with the creationists. I hardly see my flatmates, but we all get on. I don't really like any of them though, not like my coursemates.
I know, what are the chances!? I've lost track of the times I've been told "you just need to wait and embrace God and feel the love" or something along those lines. I may have to celebrate santaism with my fellow atheist at Christmas time. We all hang out from my floor together, haven't met many from my course though I have only had 1 lecture.
Go even further and practice Satanism. Then at least you can claim you believe in God's existence.
So why is she talking to you?
I didn't say she was talking to me!
No but she is really. I'm not that sad yet.
So why is she talking to you?
He never said she did. Admittedly, it's difficult to talk when you're gagged and tied in his wardrobe.
On my floor? **** knows. In my flat? Five, including me.
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I'd have to clear the boxes of Corona out of my wardrobe before I put her in there tbh, even if she is quite small.
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You would know,eh?
If he's drunk any of my Corona whilst he's in there I will rage.
Uni en-suites suck.
Hater. The last two times I ordered it from the union bar they had no lime, unimpressed.
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Have you not seen the live stream he put of his sordid acts?
This one doesn't. The shower is badass. Has no door lock for some reason, not that it matters as I just leave my flat door locked when I'm inside it anyway.
Omfg no lime? Sacrilege. Though frankly I'm not a connoisseur of beers, so I can't talk.