Arnie found sobbing behind the Emirates Stadium
News just in is that Arsenal's controversial owner was inconsolable this morning.
He was led on the floor crying like a baby because of a missed transfer target. Members of the board looked on in horror and confusion as they could not work out what was going on with the ex "Terminator"
We go live to a Midget in a bikini to give us more.
"Thanks Tom. We have been speaking to various witnesses to the event and have worked out what has been going on!"
"It turns out that the former senator from California had made a new goalkeeper his top priority this summer and his No. 1 choice was Russian stopper Igor Akinfeev"
"Arnie was believed to be favourite to sign him after that incident in the hotel room together, but it looks like the Russian has joined Fulham instead"
Is there any news as to why he joined Fulham over Arsenal?
"Well in a bizarre twist it looks like Arsenal 'forgot' to put the paperwork through on time which cost them their man."
"It also looks like Mr Schwarzenegger is blaming the board for this blunder! He is still said to be angry about them Re-hiring Arsene Wenger behind his back while he was filming the new Terminator film"
Well let's move on from his mini melt-down...how are his new signings looking?
" I managed to get a quick word with Arsene Wenger earlier about his new signings and they both look like they are settling well!"
"Steven Caulker has come in as a prospect for the next couple of years and has been enthusiastic about his future at the club. He has been working closely with the other lads and should progress into a very good player!"
"Reus has fit in perfectly since his arrival, they have Mertesacker and Ozil who are part of the National side and already have a good relationship with Reus so it is has helped him feel at home."
"Any news on expectations for the season?"
"Yes there has been a lot of talk about this and it looks like Arnie wants some silverware! There has been a dry patch for a long time now and he wants this to end. Rumours are that if they don't deliver this year he will axe Arsene for the second time in his short reign!"
"Thanks for your time Midget!"