I leave you with this:
If anger makes Wayne Rooney brilliant, he can swear as much as he likes
If the FA wants to stop swearing being broadcast it should keep microphones out of players' faces during matches
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/feedarticle/9579711
So Wayne Rooney's got a dirty mouth and swears during football matches. Anyone with eyes and even the most rudimentary lip-reading skills will have known this for a while, of course, but the absolute cast-iron broadcast confirmation that came during Saturday's game between Manchester United and West Ham has still been greeted with a great deal of excitement, as will the news that Rooney has been charged with using insulting or offensive language by the FA.
With a fair bit of effort, I can kind of understand some of it. Sure, such behaviour is disappointing from a star of the country's most high-profile team and a mainstay of the England side, but this is a man who paid for *** with prostitutes while his wife was pregnant. Next to that, saying a nasty word a couple of times doesn't really register on my disappointment scale.
Some were upset by the aggression with which he celebrated his hat-trick, but it was probably the same aggression, fuelled in the dressing room at half-time, or the result of his team's dismal performance in the first half, that inspired him to score it. If you can't have one without the other and you definitely want one, you need to accept the other.
And what results it brought. Surely whatever motivation was used by Rooney or his manager, the wonderful free-kick that opened the scoring for United, and his brilliantly taken second, more than justified it. The quality of his performance is all that mattered. I care little whether he was inspired by anger, by a desire for financial gain, or by visualising a million burning puppies yelping with pain and anguish while a thousand starving sparrows peck at their paws with specially sharpened beaks.
It's not as if angry sportsmen are a new phenomenon. From John McEnroe to that scene in Chariots of Fire where Eric Liddell gets knocked over, snarls a bit, gets up and wins, people have been channelling anger to good result. And Rooney is not alone in having been caught swearing on camera:
here's Roger Federer doing it. Here's
Maria Sharapova. Here's an
angry shot-putter. Here's
Harbhajan Singh swearing at Kevin Pietersen. Here's
Serena Williams being defaulted from the 2009 US Open for threatening to kill a line judge.
One of the things that makes sport great is the emotion that it conjures, both in participants and spectators, and anyone who attempts to legislate that emotion away is my enemy and the enemy of football. I am not a United fan, but I thought their second-half performance on Saturday was brilliantly compelling. It brought me a lot of pleasure. Frankly, Rooney can come to my house and swear directly into my face as often as he likes if it's going to help him do it again. OK, it might get a bit tiresome after a while.
As the furore grew on Saturday Rooney released a statement. "I want to apologise for any offence," he said. "Emotions were running high. On reflection my reaction was inappropriate." This should have been the end of it, but the Football Association, as ever, sought the last word.
If this mucky business causes Rooney to consider, while playing, the possibility of a microphone picking up his words and broadcasting them to horrified millions, and if considering that means that for even a fraction of one second he is distracted from his football, then it must be considered a terrible failure on the part of the FA and the Premier League.
Their job is to create the best possible product, to allow footballers to play as well as they can as often as they can, and they will have failed in that task. If they really want to stop players' swearing from being broadcast perhaps they should do something to keep microphones out of players' faces during matches. Really it is Sky who should be being reprimanded here, for employing a guy with a hand-held camera to run up to players at key moments and poke it in their faces, and the football authorities, for allowing them to do so.