SaintMotbot's Platinum League Chairman Game.

Bayern Munich Manager Change

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In seemingly the least shocking news of the transfer window, Pep Guardiola has left Bavarian giants Bayern Munich following their pathetic start to the season (Ms. Hopkins' words). He has gone to Manchester ****** to ruin their season with his ridiculous 4-1-4-1 that leaves the likes of David Silva, Raheem Sterling and KDB wondering what their futures hold.

The replacement for Pep? The logical choice was the previous ****** manager - Manuel Pellegrini
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The Engineer has arrived to fix the Bavarians! He also happens to play a much more normal 4-2-3-1, which will allow our players to flourish more as we can play facing forwards instead of sideways. He has only been given a temporary deal until the end of the season, but if the signs of improvement are good enough then that deal will be extended.


At this point we would like to remind fellow chairmen that the following players are available at the right price:

Mehdi Benatia
Arjen Robben
Yuto Nagatomo
Yannick Ferreira Carrasco
Sebastian Rode
Rafinha (I think he's still at Bayern :p )

Also, we are currently looking for a decent level CM, a top class CB (although so is everyone it seems), a RB and a utility attacking player. PM if you believe you have any of these - Money is not an issue!

 
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****** Confirm Neuer Capture

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Manchester City have today confirmed that Bayern keeper, Manuel Neuer, will follow former manager, Pep Guardiola, to the Etihad. The deal has reportedly cost City 35M + the services of England number 1, Joe Hart.

"We are very preased to wercome Neuer to the ****** team" owner Tuong Lu Kim revealed. "He is a word crass prayer & will definitery add some quarity to our ****** defence!"




 
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PSG SIGN TWO

Paris Saint-Germain are delighted to announce the signing of two additional players to bolster our squad for the 2nd half of the Platinum League season.

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Phillipp Lahm arrives for a fee of £21.5 million to add much needed depth and experience to the fullback areas. The former captain of the German national team, Lahm is capable of playing on either side of the defence or in midfield. He famously led his national side to a memorable world cup win in 2014.

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Kevin De Bruyne joins the club from Manchester City for a fee of £35 million. The talented young Belgian has massive potential which we hope he will realise here in the French capital. The attacking midfielder already has 10 goals to his name this season and an average rating of 7.53, however found himself an outcast following the arrival of Pep Guardiola in a massive shake up at city.

In addition, PSG would like to notify other chairman that the following players are for sale.

Javier Pastore
Maxwell
Marouane Fellaini
Thiago Motta.​
 
Mathew Ryan, the best goalkeeper in the world (De Gea who?) is on sale at Valencia! For the measly fee of 5 million pounds! You know you want a bargain :)
 
Most of Dortmund players are for sale. PM offers.

(won't be able to load up save until tomorrow night)
 
Trying to get rid of Sergi Roberto! PM me if you want a decent quality CM for any team in the league at a low price!
 

Mario Balotelli and Christian Benteke are both available for a bargain price of 10-15m! PM if interested. I'm happy to negotiate or consider swap deals too

 
November and December Review - Inter

November Results

Inter 2 - 1 Liverpool

Liverpool might feel hard done by, but we took our chances for a change. 3 massive points.
Inter 0 - 1 Atletico

Back to defeats. That too at home. This was our 2nd loss at home after we lost to Arsenal in September. This will not help in avoiding relegation. The morale of the boys is shot.



December Results

Inter 2 - 2 Valencia

Even match and a fair result. We would have wanted to win of course. So many home draws are keeping us at the root of the table. New boy Imbula put in a sterling performance.



Milan 3 - 2 Inter

Pirlo ran the show. That's all.



Chelsea 0 - 1 Inter

We somehow managed to beat Chelsea. At Stamford bridge. Chelsea had been unbeaten since October and it was supposed to be a regulation win for them. Glad to get 3 more points.


Inter 0 - 3 Leverkusen

And how we are brought back down to earth. Leverkusen were on a high after beating both the Spanish giants before they came to Inter. And that confidence showed. There was not much difference between the sides, but they took their chances, and we fluffed them.


Oh, and we got dumped out of the cup by a good Schalke side. Well that gives us more time to focus on the league.


Overall, we lack a leader on the pitch and this is something that needs to be fixed in the January transfer window. Just a few right additions and we can still avoid relegation.

Leading Goalscorer: Mauro Icardi with 5 in 17 games in all competitions. Good enough?

Best Player: David Alaba. As expected. Rock solid in defense. And 1 goal and 3 assists to boot.


 
Juventus Final Day Sale!

Patrice Evra - £1M
Still a top notch performer, and should be a starter for a lot of teams until the end of the season.

Bastian Schweinsteiger - £10M
A world-class central midfielder that would slot into the starting 11 of a lot of teams in the league.

Diego Alves - £11M
Ideally someone I'd like to hold on to, as he's a top quality keeper. But is not happy staying on the bench as Buffon is preferred. Is a top quality keeper, probably better than at least 1/3 of the starting keepers in the league.

 
Atletico Madrid - 2 for 1

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Enrique Iglesias announces 2 for 1 on players at Atletico Madrid

Any of the players below are available on a 2 for 1 deal, with only Miguel Angel Moya costing any money. Please PM me if you are interested in any decent squad players.​

NamePositionAsking Price
Wages
Miguel Angel MoyaGK£4m£29k p/w
Mario MarinRBFree£8k p/w
Ivan AlejoMRFree£5.75k p/w
Saeid EzzatollahiDMFree£4.9k p/w
Dani AquinoAMLFree£7.25k p/w
KaderRBFree£7k p/w
 
Barcelona Transfer List

Adriano (RB) - £3.5m
Jordi Masip (GK) - £1m
Jeremy Mathieu (LB) - £4m
Sergi Roberto (MC) - £10m
Thomas Vermaelen (CB) - £10m
 
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Following the signings of Philipp Lahm and Kevin De Bruyne, PSG are delighted to announce the arrival of Gagon International striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, having agreed a fee of £30 million with Dortmund.

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With both Javier Pastore and Ezequiel Lavezzi expected to leave the club in the following days, Pierre-Emerick is going to be a perfect replacement. Everybody associated with the club will do their utmost to help him settle in the team, becoming a key component to any success we hope to achieve.
 

VALENCIA CF COMPLETE TWO DEALS


Valencia CF is delighted to announce the arrival of goalkeeper Samir Handanovic from Inter for a fee of 7.5 million pounds. Samir is expected to take over as first choice goalkeeper from the legendary Mathew Ryan.

Valencia CF is also delighted to announce that Harry Kane joins from Manchester United for a fee of 35 million pounds. As part of the deal, Mathew Ryan heads to Old Trafford and Anthony Martial's loan move is terminated with immediate effect.

Ice Cube: "I'm delighted that Mathew Ryan is gone. That ***** sat on the bench every training session eating his Vegemite, and I hate that trap ****. Sammy should do much better. We're also targeting someone through the FGN window to provide him with some competition."​
 
2 DEPART AND TWO ARRIVE AT OLD TRAFFORD

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Manchester United are pleased to announce that World Cup winner Per Metseracker and promising Goalkeeper Matthew Ryan have joined Manchester United from Arsenal and Valencia Respectively! Per will add some much needed experience to a defensive line up which is promising but lacks experience while Ryan will provide serious competition to David.

On the other hand, Marcos Rojo departs to Madrid for 12.5 Million and Kane goes abroad to Valencia for 35 Million! Kane and Rojo were abysmal in the first half of the season but Beckham wishes both of them the best of luck in Spain! Many pundits are skeptical about the decision to let Kane who has only spent half a season at United go and are betting that it will come back to bite them!

Anthony Martial also returns back from Valencia and will play a role in the First Team! Chairman Beckham who had been away with wife Victoria on a vacation is now looking to integrate full time with the Club and help guide them towards a title challenge by next season!



 
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Manchester United are pleased to announce that World Cup winner Per Metseracker and promising Goalkeeper Matthew Ryan have joined Manchester United from Arsenal and Valencia Respectively! Per will add some much needed experience to a defensive line up which is promising but lacks experience while Ryan will provide serious competition to David.

On the other hand, Marcos Rojo departs to Madrid for 12.5 Million and Kane goes abroad to Valencia for 35 Million! Kane and Valencia were abysmal in the first half of the season but Beckham wishes both of them the best of luck in Spain! Many pundits are skeptical about the decision to let Kane who has only spent half a season at United go and are betting that it will come back to bite them!

Anthony Martial also returns back from Valencia and will play a role in the First Team! Chairman Beckham who had been away with wife Victoria on a vacation is now looking to integrate full time with the Club and help guide them towards a title challenge by next season!




I'm not sure Valencia were abysmal :p
 
Inter Winter Signings



Inter are delighted to announce couple of new signings to help them stave off relegation from Platinum league. The club has decided to get proven leaders who can get the best out of the players around them.




With the departure of Samir Handanovic to Valencia, Inter welcomes Jefferson from Botafago. It is hoped that he will provide the needed experience and calmness at the back. Although there are some doubts as he has never played in Europe before.



Luisao arrives from Benfica after being in scintillating for them this season. Absolute beast at the back, he will provide competition to Miranda.


Inter would also like to thank Samir Handanovic for his stay at Inter and wishes him all the best for the future.


Watch this space for more updates to follow.

 
Ehm, how can you know that you get your foreign deals already? :p
 
Ah Dang.. This is my first time playing a chairman game.. So apologies if I messed up by announcing too early.. :'(
 
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