Bayern Munich Manager Change
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In seemingly the least shocking news of the transfer window, Pep Guardiola has left Bavarian giants Bayern Munich following their pathetic start to the season (Ms. Hopkins' words). He has gone to Manchester ****** to ruin their season with his ridiculous 4-1-4-1 that leaves the likes of David Silva, Raheem Sterling and KDB wondering what their futures hold.
The replacement for Pep? The logical choice was the previous ****** manager - Manuel Pellegrini
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The Engineer has arrived to fix the Bavarians! He also happens to play a much more normal 4-2-3-1, which will allow our players to flourish more as we can play facing forwards instead of sideways. He has only been given a temporary deal until the end of the season, but if the signs of improvement are good enough then that deal will be extended.
At this point we would like to remind fellow chairmen that the following players are available at the right price:
Mehdi Benatia
Arjen Robben
Yuto Nagatomo
Yannick Ferreira Carrasco
Sebastian Rode
Rafinha (I think he's still at Bayern
)
Also, we are currently looking for a decent level CM, a top class CB (although so is everyone it seems), a RB and a utility attacking player. PM if you believe you have any of these - Money is not an issue!
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In seemingly the least shocking news of the transfer window, Pep Guardiola has left Bavarian giants Bayern Munich following their pathetic start to the season (Ms. Hopkins' words). He has gone to Manchester ****** to ruin their season with his ridiculous 4-1-4-1 that leaves the likes of David Silva, Raheem Sterling and KDB wondering what their futures hold.
The replacement for Pep? The logical choice was the previous ****** manager - Manuel Pellegrini
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The Engineer has arrived to fix the Bavarians! He also happens to play a much more normal 4-2-3-1, which will allow our players to flourish more as we can play facing forwards instead of sideways. He has only been given a temporary deal until the end of the season, but if the signs of improvement are good enough then that deal will be extended.
At this point we would like to remind fellow chairmen that the following players are available at the right price:
Mehdi Benatia
Arjen Robben
Yuto Nagatomo
Yannick Ferreira Carrasco
Sebastian Rode
Rafinha (I think he's still at Bayern
Also, we are currently looking for a decent level CM, a top class CB (although so is everyone it seems), a RB and a utility attacking player. PM if you believe you have any of these - Money is not an issue!