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SaintMotbot's Platinum League Chairman Game.
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A sudden Chelsea sale to infamous rapper Kanye West took place this morning. It comes as a big surprise to Chelsea's supporters as well as any pundits.
It appears that Roman Abramovich has got bored his football fantasies and decided to sell the club to the most unlikely bidder.
There have been recent rumors on twitter around the rapper's debt of £53 million.
It appears that he has invested all of his fortune to buy the club and took out a loan worth c.£50m to pump into the clubs balance sheets.
This is a huge investment and it appears that Yeezy has decided to dedicate himself fully to running the club and bringing it to glory.
Perhaps good news for his critics.... or maybe he is just looking for an inspiration for his next work of art.
We shall see!
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Big news coming out of Madrid today is that once Real Madrid fan Enrique Iglesias has returned home from Miami to buy Atletico Madrid. He has bought all of Miguel Angel Gil Marin's shares and installed himself as president immediately. It is thought that Diego Simeone's job as manager is safe as Iglesias is a big fan.
Iglesias has always been known for supporting Real Madrid but was reportedly so incensed with Cristiano Ronaldo's public criticism of his own players that he's turned his back on the club. A list of players available for transfer will be announced as soon as the player draft has taken place, with Iglesias looking to dominate the newly formed Platinum League.
Iglesias has always been known for supporting Real Madrid but was reportedly so incensed with Cristiano Ronaldo's public criticism of his own players that he's turned his back on the club. A list of players available for transfer will be announced as soon as the player draft has taken place, with Iglesias looking to dominate the newly formed Platinum League.
Arsenal Football Club have a new owner and majority shareholder after both Stan Kronke and Red & Wite Holdings agreed to sell all of their shares to this new holding company in what was a hostile takeover. Stan and Red & White were both ready to fight tooth and nail for their shares until it became clear to them who was behind this holding company and the backing that they had behind them. They quickly sold up but were heard to say that they were looking to get back into ownership quickly though they may look to a smaller lower league side like Totteringham to continue their adventure.
The holding company, simply known as HoW, will now release a short press release of their own.
The holding company, simply known as HoW, will now release a short press release of their own.
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Press Release
We are pleased to announce that the holding company, HoW, is none other than the House of Windsor and that as head of the House of Windsor, Queen Elizabeth II will be taking over as the chairman of her newly acquired team. Lizzie, as she wants to be called when involved in the club, has been a long time Gooner and jumped at the opportunity to takeover her beloved Gunners as they enter the new Platinum League and go for glory. Lizzie also let it be known that shes more than happy to let Arsene Wenger continue in his post as manager but she really wants to see him splash the cash as if Arsenal make a profit it only comes back to her anyway so might as well spend, spend, spend.Press Release
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Lizzie looking pleased as punch after taking control of the Gunners.
Lizzie looking pleased as punch after taking control of the Gunners.
Bayern Munich Takeover Announcement
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Bayern Munich can today announce that we have sold our major shares to an unamed consortium called 'Wir hassen das Fett'
The consortium - which translates to 'We hate the fat' is led by none other than one of the most hated people on the planet - Katie Hopkins! It is unknown where she has obtained the money, but reports have stated they she will stop at nothing to make Bayern the biggest team in the Platinum League.
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Miss Hopkins will certainly not be one to shy away from controversial moves, but it remains to be seen whether this is a gamble worth taking
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Bayern Munich can today announce that we have sold our major shares to an unamed consortium called 'Wir hassen das Fett'
The consortium - which translates to 'We hate the fat' is led by none other than one of the most hated people on the planet - Katie Hopkins! It is unknown where she has obtained the money, but reports have stated they she will stop at nothing to make Bayern the biggest team in the Platinum League.
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Miss Hopkins will certainly not be one to shy away from controversial moves, but it remains to be seen whether this is a gamble worth taking
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Leverkusen Takeover as Platinum League Underdogs look to survive
Yesterday, we heard news that Bayer Leverkusen, originally in the God division, were promoted into the Platinum division. After this shock promotion, they were given odds of 2000-1 to survive, while 12th predicted Dortmund were down as 200-1. The press see no chance in Leverkusen.
Today, they have been taken by a mystery owner, who originates in Wales. He says that his key players will be safeguarded, so he will keep the base of the team intact, and then he may look for improvements in the Foreign window. Roger Schmid may be given a chance, but the owner doesn't like 4-4-2.
Will Leverkusen Survive?
Leverkusen Takeover as Platinum League Underdogs look to survive
Yesterday, we heard news that Bayer Leverkusen, originally in the God division, were promoted into the Platinum division. After this shock promotion, they were given odds of 2000-1 to survive, while 12th predicted Dortmund were down as 200-1. The press see no chance in Leverkusen.
Today, they have been taken by a mystery owner, who originates in Wales. He says that his key players will be safeguarded, so he will keep the base of the team intact, and then he may look for improvements in the Foreign window. Roger Schmid may be given a chance, but the owner doesn't like 4-4-2.
Will Leverkusen Survive?
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Andrea Pirlo completes Milan takeover!!
Pirlo, 36, who current plies his trade in the USA with LA Galaxy is reported to be 'extreme delighted to have acquired the club in which he spent the best years of his life'. He after all spent 10 years in Milan and therefore is 'confident the club can rise to the top' under his control.
When asked about running a club in Italy and continuing his professional football at the Galaxy, he responded with a surprising statement that he had 'already begun talks with the Galaxy about moving back to Italy and continuing as a player owner for Milan'....interesting stuff, cant wat to see how this unfolds!
That's all from us at SkySports.
Andrea Pirlo completes Milan takeover!!
Pirlo, 36, who current plies his trade in the USA with LA Galaxy is reported to be 'extreme delighted to have acquired the club in which he spent the best years of his life'. He after all spent 10 years in Milan and therefore is 'confident the club can rise to the top' under his control.
When asked about running a club in Italy and continuing his professional football at the Galaxy, he responded with a surprising statement that he had 'already begun talks with the Galaxy about moving back to Italy and continuing as a player owner for Milan'....interesting stuff, cant wat to see how this unfolds!
That's all from us at SkySports.
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Takeover at Real MadirdView attachment 172573
A group of 4 investors have taken over Real Madrid before they begin their first season in the platinum league. The four investors are Cristiano Ronaldo the Real Madrid player, the Pope the man with links with the big guy in the sky, Frank Lampard the, well surely I don't have to explain who he is and New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski.
When told that all of the investors seemed like a setup for some cheap jokes they refuted that saying they were in Real to win titles and leave a legacy.
Each of the new owners issued statements.
Cristiano Ronaldo: I am pleased to own part of a club especially such a good one and Messi doesn't own one does he so I rule again!!!
The Pope: Yes Blud, I bought part of the club for the hashtag bantz, to help with the ladies and coz all the players have mad tekkers bruv now leave or I will have god destroy you
Frank Lampard: A fonte puro pura defluit aqua (Latin) when asked to translate it he said " No, No learn the language learn it! It is the root of english and many other languages you should learn."
Well then it is an eventful first day of new ownership at Real Madrid and it may continue
A group of 4 investors have taken over Real Madrid before they begin their first season in the platinum league. The four investors are Cristiano Ronaldo the Real Madrid player, the Pope the man with links with the big guy in the sky, Frank Lampard the, well surely I don't have to explain who he is and New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski.
When told that all of the investors seemed like a setup for some cheap jokes they refuted that saying they were in Real to win titles and leave a legacy.
Each of the new owners issued statements.
Cristiano Ronaldo: I am pleased to own part of a club especially such a good one and Messi doesn't own one does he so I rule again!!!
The Pope: Yes Blud, I bought part of the club for the hashtag bantz, to help with the ladies and coz all the players have mad tekkers bruv now leave or I will have god destroy you
Frank Lampard: A fonte puro pura defluit aqua (Latin) when asked to translate it he said " No, No learn the language learn it! It is the root of english and many other languages you should learn."
Well then it is an eventful first day of new ownership at Real Madrid and it may continue
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OK guys! we are ready to go! we have a full game!
A few quick notices to put out again.
1) The first draft of the game will take place BEFORE the first season.
2) All clubs with a starting balance of under £50 million, have been given an added £50 million to ensure nobody is caught out by the draft and left with an incomplete squad.
3) If the draft works as I am expecting it to, every team will lose three players and gain three players
4) An important note is the league rules state every team must field at least two Under 23 year old players in their starting XI for every match! you can either factor this into your protected draft picks, buy in the transfer window or trust your manager to bring youth through!
5) for full rules of the draft, please refer back to the opening post!
I am still waiting on protected picks from the following teams..
Arsenal
Dortmund
Once these are all in, I will post an update containing all protected players which you can use as guidance for your draft selections! after that I will release the order for draft picks and we can begin!
Thanks everybody
A few quick notices to put out again.
1) The first draft of the game will take place BEFORE the first season.
2) All clubs with a starting balance of under £50 million, have been given an added £50 million to ensure nobody is caught out by the draft and left with an incomplete squad.
3) If the draft works as I am expecting it to, every team will lose three players and gain three players
4) An important note is the league rules state every team must field at least two Under 23 year old players in their starting XI for every match! you can either factor this into your protected draft picks, buy in the transfer window or trust your manager to bring youth through!
5) for full rules of the draft, please refer back to the opening post!
I am still waiting on protected picks from the following teams..
Arsenal
Dortmund
Once these are all in, I will post an update containing all protected players which you can use as guidance for your draft selections! after that I will release the order for draft picks and we can begin!
Thanks everybody
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The order for the draft will be determined by the bookies odds for the first season, So Leverkusen will get first pick and Barca get last pick. After the first season we will need to decide if you guys want to do it by odds again or by finishing order.
I think after the first season it should be by finishing standings. You have the team who got promoted fourth in the gold league with the first pick, winner of the platinum league with the last
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DORTMUND TAKEOVER!!
That's right, Dortmund has just be taken over by Unknown Millionaire Murley. That isn't the biggest change for the club, Murley has in fact taken Dortmund out of the German Bundesliga and entered them into a unknown and recently created league called the Platinum League which includes the highest of the highest teams all across the world.
While fans are concerned and the new rules and league that they have just entered they are excited for change and to watch their famous club battle on against the likes of Barcelona & AC Milan every week.
Murley has stated "I am more than happy to take Dortmund into this league as I believe it will be an incredible league to star in and I know we can possibly dominate. We have send our submission of players we would like to keep in our squad while others are free to leave if selected by another squad. Myself and the manager have a plan on board and are looking for the very best players to get us leave our mark in the league within the first season."
DORTMUND TAKEOVER!!
That's right, Dortmund has just be taken over by Unknown Millionaire Murley. That isn't the biggest change for the club, Murley has in fact taken Dortmund out of the German Bundesliga and entered them into a unknown and recently created league called the Platinum League which includes the highest of the highest teams all across the world.
While fans are concerned and the new rules and league that they have just entered they are excited for change and to watch their famous club battle on against the likes of Barcelona & AC Milan every week.
Murley has stated "I am more than happy to take Dortmund into this league as I believe it will be an incredible league to star in and I know we can possibly dominate. We have send our submission of players we would like to keep in our squad while others are free to leave if selected by another squad. Myself and the manager have a plan on board and are looking for the very best players to get us leave our mark in the league within the first season."
Internazionale Takeover Announcement
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Big News from Milan
International Sports Capital, led by Erick Thohir, have decided to sell their majority stakes to Indian cricketer Sachin Tendulkar.
After retiring from international cricket, the little master has apparently taken interest in European football. Sachin has decided to put Inter in recently formed Platinum league, even though it means them being one of the most likeliest teams to get relegated.
Sachin: I have always wanted to be involved in Sports one way or other. After giving my all to Cricket for the better part of last 30 years, I have decided Football will be a nice change of scenery. I would like to keep the core of the squad same surrounded by young and hungry players.
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Big News from Milan
International Sports Capital, led by Erick Thohir, have decided to sell their majority stakes to Indian cricketer Sachin Tendulkar.
After retiring from international cricket, the little master has apparently taken interest in European football. Sachin has decided to put Inter in recently formed Platinum league, even though it means them being one of the most likeliest teams to get relegated.
Sachin: I have always wanted to be involved in Sports one way or other. After giving my all to Cricket for the better part of last 30 years, I have decided Football will be a nice change of scenery. I would like to keep the core of the squad same surrounded by young and hungry players.
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Exciting news! we are done! all the protected picks are in and I will release an update with a list within the next half an hour, then the draft can officially begin!
Time to go searching!