Taking FM too far..

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I attend imaginary press conferences in my dining room with my cat interviewing me.

But seriously I am one to scream "Il Capitannooooo!" when Totti bags a goal
 
I pretended i was a player once and i got slid so started to square up to my wall pretending it was the other player.

I also shout at my screen too and sometimes do a little cheeky dance if i win a cup (H)
 
I sometimes do a muscle tense or a Wayne Rooney stance:

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The things this game does to me.....
 
Great vid with Jason Mandford, although he talks about FM until about 6.25 ;)

the bloke on the train bit XD i can just imagine that haha
 
I regularly tell the ref to **** off and then eagerly await the after match press conference to do it again




I dont usually attend press conferences
 
Ive seen myself stand up and fist pump when i beat Celtic 7-3
a have habbit of screaming too, and Telling my girlfriend about my "day in the office"
XD
 
I pretended i was a player once and i got slid so started to square up to my wall pretending it was the other player.

I also shout at my screen too and sometimes do a little cheeky dance if i win a cup (H)

******* dirty wall!!!
 
Great vid with Jason Mandford, although he talks about FM until about 6.25 ;)

the bloke on the train bit XD i can just imagine that haha

"My wife wakes up and goes:

- What ya doing?

- Oh just watching some ****"

LMAO
 
I sometimes comentate especially if a cracking goal is scored.Am always bored in French so I always end up planning my team and potential transfer targets even planning on bids and the amount of money it would take.Thank god for FM otherwise Id have to learn French.She still thinks Im taking down the stuff shes writing on the board.
 
If I'm really into it, I'll fist pump, make instructions e.g. 'Push up!', 'Use the flanks lads!' (all while pressing the button to make the instruction happen ;))

Also, if I'm alone and really into it I'll make up my own interviews and answer questions etc.. I also always commentate.

Nothing much as you can see :)
 
If I win a big match I celebrate then go into my kitchen and celebrate then eat biscuits=))
 
As my mate came up the stairs he saw me commentating on the FA Semi's as if my life depended on it, we scored and I screamed like a girl; "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKSTOCK!" little did I know he was watching me the whole time :@
 
Cheeky fist pump is an essential as others have said!

Dont really understand the commentating bit though!
 
Once I shouted "GET IN" and accidentally punched my friend in the face.

He still flinches when I load up FM on my laptop...
 
I have stages where I want to commentate, then I'm back to being the manager again.

I give players nicknames, I shout at them, I shout at the opposition, and when I got Reading promoted, I couldn't stop smiling all day.

This is how bad it gets, McCarthy said I was a **** manager before a match, won 6-2, repeatedly shouted the words "**** you Mick, Suck on that!" at the screen.

I also go mental on the additional information on the press conference if I'm angry. Such as my players being massively unfit in the Championship after a run of 10 games in 5 weeks, I put "I HATE THE FA BECAUSE THEIR SCHEDULING IS UTTER *****."
 
I'm bad at this lol, I write down formations, and my team report to see what start my team is, I plan my teams for the upcoing games, players I want, I celebrate my fist pump, or jump up and down when I score, I swear when I get annoyed at the ref, or if summit bad happens, I treat it like real life lol, as if i'm there in the stand or on the touchline. I also commentate on games,
 
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Always commentate, sometimes I go as far as announcing teams and goalscorers like announcers in the ground when I'm home alone..
 
I recently sang a Torres chant as loud as I could with my arms in the air as he scored a late winner against Liverpool at Anfield :)
 
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