The Joke Thread

[Chokopop]

My wife said she wanted to talk to me about my obsession with Football Manager.

However, I did not want to attend the meeting, so I sent my assistant instead.

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Wish me luck guys I've got a trial soon at Man United to see if I'm good enough for Alex Ferguson.

It's the biggest day in any young referee's career

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He's bald, he's red, he sleeps in Fergies bed. Howard Webb, Howard Webb!
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[Lol_101]

My wife said she wanted to talk to me about my obsession with Football Manager.

However, I did not want to attend the meeting, so I sent my assistant instead.

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reminds me of this for some reason XD

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[Lol_101]

found this fb status hanging in my fb . lol extremely funny XD.

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*censored the last names for obvious reasons*

 

[Lol_101]

Ohhh to be pwned by a Smart Asre

 

[CJACKO11]

David Beckham has turned down a move to PSG.
He's quoted as saying he did this because "German is a hard language to learn and I want to finish trying to learn American"​

 

[LP94]

Paul Buckle-Football manager.

 

[jacko12]

Ever noticed during international football matches, the score shows three letters to show which country is playing which, such as 'ENG 3-0 FRA' - I wonder if that's why I've never seen NIGeria play GERmany?...

 

[Vanjagl]

Thats just wrong :S

 

[Lol_101]

Thats just wrong :S

that guy, jacko12, must be luis suarez in disguise

 

[jacko12]

I'm afro caribbean who can laugh at myself! *I see we're swamped with the political correctness gone mad brigade* Priceless!

Three Celtic fans walk into a bar... A priest, a poof and a pedo... And that was just the first one.

 

[Vanjagl]

This is what I call a good joke

 

[Bouwzie]

Ever noticed during international football matches, the score shows three letters to show which country is playing which, such as 'ENG 3-0 FRA' - I wonder if that's why I've never seen NIGeria play GERmany?...

It would say NGA - GER...

 

[Chokopop]

Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection​

 

[Chokopop]

Ever noticed during international football matches, the score shows three letters to show which country is playing which, such as 'ENG 3-0 FRA' - I wonder if that's why I've never seen NIGeria play GERmany?...

Not Nigeria, but close enough;

 

[Chokopop]

‎"Wow, exactly as I left it!"- Thierry Henry on seeing Arsenal's trophy cabinet.​

 

[Lol_101]

‎"Wow, exactly as I left it!"- Thierry Henry on seeing Arsenal's trophy cabinet.​

grrr.. trollol XD

 

[Shay Given]

What do you call a Ranger fan with no sister?



A virgin.

 

[Chokopop]

BREAKING NEWS.


Elton John is wanting to buy Aston Villa, he's heard a rumour that the strikers are Bent and Keane.

 

[Lol_101]

S.O.P.A. huh? well......S.O.P.A= Some Old Pedophiles Acting GAY AS ****!

from a youtube comment. ​

 

[Chokopop]

I saw a sign that made me **** myself.. It said "bathroom closed"