The Joke Thread

My ***** is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down.


 
Normally when Glitter has a comeback it's cos he's just burped his girlfriend​
 
duca said:
That I know but what has he have in common with bent and keane? sorry for the ignorance
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Bent:
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And Keane as in 'keen'.
 
No income tax, no V.A.T, no Premier League points off Man City, in the dock, face so pale, 'arry the twitch is going to jaaaaaaail!​
 
I'm not racist - All my slaves are black
 
Real Madrid have announced that, in light of recent events, Pepe will be issued shirt number "003".
 
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?​
 
It's wrong when you wank over your bosses daughters picture. Especially when you're self-employed.
 
For those of you unsure of the verdict of the carls connor rape case on corrie tonight:
Frank is convicted, Carla leaves the court and the scousers boo her, Kenny gets tshirts of Frank printed for tomo night.
 
I wonder will Jelavic get to keep the league winners medal he won in November?

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John Terry won't be facing trial for racial abuse until after Euro 2012.

So he's free to lead his country into Poland.

Just like his hero did.
 
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[h=6]What do the England captaincy and Wayne Bridge's ex-girlfriend have in common?

John Terry's had them both stripped more than once.[/h]
 
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