Lol. Chelsea should get Llorente for that very reason.
Haven't seen much of Suarez, but remember hearing he had work permit problems in the summer that deterred any potential move (Think Arsenal were interested).
He's such a good player. Coincidentally, he's pretty similar to Liverpool Suarez, albeit more clinical, less direct and a slightly poorer dribbler. Still, it is rather moot.
I have the feeling Sturridge will do well for Liverpool, though the prospect of Liverpool having two strikers with shots to goal ratios of 10/1 and 9/1 in Suarez and Sturridge respectively is quite amusing.