You've got one useless lump up front.
Why would you want another?
Because:
1. Last round he scored his 106th and 107th career goals, having only turned 22 in May.
Yes he scored plenty of times in the weaker Belgian league, but since moving to West Brom on loan in August 2012, Lukaku has scored 44 goals in 106 Premier League games.
2. In that time Wayne Rooney has scored 41. Rooney may have been deployed in a central midfield role for some of that spell, but he's also not been playing for mid-table clubs.
3. He is powerful and athletic (see his first goal against Southampton as one of many examples) and also technically superb (see his involvement and not just end product in his second Southampton goal as one of many examples).
3. One of Lukaku's biggest limitations at Everton has been a lack of support in the final third. He's too often been asked not just to score chances, but create them for himself. In a better team/squad such as UTD's that wont be the case
4. He is fit as a bull. Pochettino spoke of Harry Kane's fatigue after a long season and short pre-season. Kane is only two months younger than Lukaku, and was equally relied upon last season to lead his club's forward line in four competitions.
Yet Lukaku is rarely given a rest. Since the beginning of 2013 (and including friendlies), he has played 144 matches. By the time he turns 23, he will be closing in on 350 as a professional!
So he is young, prolific and with PL experience and doing his thing for a club who would see a top-six finish as cause for celebration.
If Lukaku was English, you 'd be hailing him as the best thing since sliced bread.