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[Theatre of Dreams83]

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Manchester United’s Lisandro Martinez has undergone surgery on the broken foot that has ended his season. #MUFC | #PL More from @benburrows_

 

[Anthony]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1647954718461665281

Boots??
They look like lumps of American candy with more E's than a Shamen gig

 

[Anthony]

Odion Ighalo p.issing Ronaldo off is making my night

 

[kitchin75]

Odion Ighalo p.issing Ronaldo off is making my night

why whats he up to

 

[Anthony]

why whats he up to

Skip to 1:28 for the most ridiculous tackle ever

 

[kitchin75]

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Skip to 1:28 for the most ridiculous tackle ever

thats some funny S H I T

 

[Legend Incredible]

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Skip to 1:28 for the most ridiculous tackle ever

Dolph Ziggler would be proud

 

[Vanjagl]

If he was given a red, Michael Oliver would never get another call.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

BREAKING: #mufc are close to agreeing a new deal for David de Gea. On reduced terms. [@RobDawsonESPN]

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

That’s huge if all these 4 are back available

Four Reds return to training before Sevilla trip | Manchester United

United trained at Carrington on Wednesday morning, with some familiar faces returning to the fold.

www.manutd.com

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

All four players who returned to training will be in the squad for Sevilla

 

[Legend Incredible]

BREAKING: #mufc are close to agreeing a new deal for David de Gea. On reduced terms. [@RobDawsonESPN]

That means no new GK this summer then

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

That means no new GK this summer then

Was never going to get a new one this summer. With the other positions that need strengthening. And there’s no stand out replacement anyway. Will need one in the near future but not a priority.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Huge match this. Win it and CL place is all but guaranteed for the first time in our women’s history. Also puts us firm faves to win the league title

https://twitter.com/x/status/1648737747866091524

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Get in. Huge win 1-0 Russo with the all important goal

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

#MUFC XI vs Sevilla…

David DE GEA 1

Aaron WAN-BISSAKA 29

Harry MAGUIRE 5

Victor LINDELOF 2

Diogo DALOT 20

CASEMIRO 18

Christian ERIKSEN 14

ANTONY 21

Marcel SABITZER 15

Jadon SANCHO 25

Anthony MARTIAL

 

[Anthony]

How the f.uck was that not a yellow?

 

[Anthony]

That is utter s.hite from both DeGea and Maguire.
Why can't a ball just be cleared these days?

 

[Vanjagl]

Is Maguire's pegger a pundit on BT Sport? Dude can't shut up about how Maguire wasn't at fault there.

 

[Tyton]

Not sure how you can blame any of it on Maguire.