I am in the States so I did not grow up having a team. Just enjoyed the EPL and whatever match we got to see on TV. After last season, especially the match against Liverpool, I declared upon the world, Crystal Palace is my team! Eagles **** Yea! Like clockwork, it implodes. ****. Things were looking so great before Pulis resigned.
Well if you really want to be a Palace fan, it's best we get this out of the way early: things are always ****. If they are not ****, they will soon be ****. Only once you understand this will you begin to understand the wonderfully fatalistic humour Palace fans possess.