The Transfer Rumour Thread 2010/11

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Cmon hey...now that City are in the CL. City will be linked with every unrealistic top player. That Xavi rumour is complete bullshit. Mancini never said he wanted ibra either.
 
LOL, really, is this what papers are making up nowadays? Xavi to Manchester City has got to be the dumbest rumor I've ever heard and I have heard a lot.
 
Another excellent round-up by the Guardian: Football transfer rumours: Manchester City chasing Xavi? | Football | guardian.co.uk


Another day, another tedious mention of Pippa Middleton's backside, England's strangest obsession since everyone stopped moaning about Polish workers. What is this all about? It's just a backside. Everyone's got one, even posh people.

The Mill hasn't seen Pippa Middleton's backside yet, but we have heard plenty of rumour-mongers talking out of their backside in our time. None, however, have ever produced pucky to match today's suggestion that the high priest of tiki-taka, Xavi, will join Manchester City in the summer.

Roberto Mancini's plan to build a side comprised entirely of men whose surnames end in a vowel - what else did you think the point of Dedryck Boyata and Patrick Vieira was? - will continue when he swoops for Internazionale's Samuel Eto'o. Inter, however, will not do business for a biscuit less than £45m.

City's monstrously absurd chief executive Garry Cook has also tabled a joint £200m bid to Barcelona for their midfield duo Tiki and Taka.

Pippa Middleton's backside will ensure world peace by the year 2017.

If Xavi joins City, that will free up a space in the Barcelona squad for Cesc Fábregas. When Xavi doesn't join City, Barcelona will make space in their squad for Cesc Fábregas anyway.

Pippa Middleton wouldn't, even if you were the last etcetera on etcetera, so stop this silly little obsession. You're a grown man.

Sir Alex Ferguson wants to continue the proud tradition of French centre-halves at Old Trafford - Prunier, Silvestre, Blanc - with the signing of Lens' man-boy Raphaël Varane, who is a first-team regular at 18.

It's not going to happen between you and Pippa Middleton.

The Liverpool owner, John Henry, will fly to Anfield to celebrate the club's 2011-12 title victory during Sunday's match against Spurs. Kenny Dalglish will be confirmed as permanent manager before the match, and has already lined up two wigwam signings: the Reading forward Shane Long and the Aston Villa geriátrico Brad Friedel. Meanwhile, Robert Green will go to Villa and Juventus will pay £10m for Wigan's Charles Insomnia.

Pippa Middleton is a man.

Neil Warnock will receive a bumper financial bonus for getting QPR promoted, namely the pay-off that comes with a fresh P45. Claudio Ranieri will replace him.

That Pippa Middleton's a bit of all right, eh?
 
Marin's a talented player, but he's far too selfish & goes down way too easily.
 
Liverpool chasing Reading striker Shane Long..

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Liverpool are being linked with a shock move for Reading forward Shane Long.

The Championship hotshot has been in fine form this term, and also impressed at international level after earning a regular spot in the Republic of Ireland national side.

An integral part of the Royals' promotion push, Long is set to start up-fron against Cardiff in the play-offs tomorrow, with Brian McDermott's side biding for a place in the Barclays Premier League.

TalkSPORT claim Liverpool are keeping a close eye on the player, and have been monitoring his progress at the Madejski Stadium over recent months.

The same website claimed Kenny Dalglish was interested in the player only a few months ago, and it's now claimed that Liverpool are considering a £5 million bid for the striker.

Should the Berkshire side secure promotion, Liverpool may have to dig deeper into their pockets to secure the player's services as the Merseysiders look for a back-up forward.


Also another lolololol rumour:

Sunderland have targeted Reading front man Shane Long to replace Darren Bent in the summer, it is believed he will cost in the region of £12m. Reading will then use this money to pay for Benni McCarthy, Robbie Fowler and Rivaldo for a combined cost of £13m.



trolololol
 
Joneesy said:
Liverpool chasing Reading striker Shane Long..

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Liverpool are being linked with a shock move for Reading forward Shane Long.

The Championship hotshot has been in fine form this term, and also impressed at international level after earning a regular spot in the Republic of Ireland national side.

An integral part of the Royals' promotion push, Long is set to start up-fron against Cardiff in the play-offs tomorrow, with Brian McDermott's side biding for a place in the Barclays Premier League.

TalkSPORT claim Liverpool are keeping a close eye on the player, and have been monitoring his progress at the Madejski Stadium over recent months.

The same website claimed Kenny Dalglish was interested in the player only a few months ago, and it's now claimed that Liverpool are considering a £5 million bid for the striker.

Should the Berkshire side secure promotion, Liverpool may have to dig deeper into their pockets to secure the player's services as the Merseysiders look for a back-up forward.


Also another lolololol rumour:

Sunderland have targeted Reading front man Shane Long to replace Darren Bent in the summer, it is believed he will cost in the region of £12m. Reading will then use this money to pay for Benni McCarthy, Robbie Fowler and Rivaldo for a combined cost of £13m.



trolololol
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5 million?! Noooo
 
Ride The Walrus said:
No idea who he is, heard of him though. That's about it =P
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He's very talented. Bit of an Ozil, but more versatile (has played literally everywhere in midfield and attack this year) and probably been Werder Bremen's best player this year. He's quick, creative, intelligent, but most importantly disciplined. If he's asked to play a restricted winger role, he'll do it. That said, he could be accused of laziness at times, but that can be solved.
 
Joss said:
When Xavi doesn't join City, Barcelona will make space in their squad for Cesc Fábregas anyway.
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Hahahahaha :)) Very funny. Newspapers sometimes really make me laugh for hours.
Arsenal is the only team in England which Cesc will play for :)


You City fans, have to understand one thing. All you have is money. No history, nothing. How do you expect to attract players like XAVI, which are born winners and all they play for is titles. Don't be ridiculous please. You will never have this kind of players.
 
BlueHeart said:
Hahahahaha :)) Very funny. Newspapers sometimes really make me laugh for hours.
Arsenal is the only team in England which Cesc will play for :)


You City fans, have to understand one thing. All you have is money. No history, nothing. How do you expect to attract players like XAVI, which are born winners and all they play for is titles. Don't be ridiculous please. You will never have this kind of players.
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He put that Fabregas will join Barcelona...?
 
BlueHeart said:
Hahahahaha :)) Very funny. Newspapers sometimes really make me laugh for hours.
Arsenal is the only team in England which Cesc will play for :)


You City fans, have to understand one thing. All you have is money. No history, nothing. How do you expect to attract players like XAVI, which are born winners and all they play for is titles. Don't be ridiculous please. You will never have this kind of players.
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I'm a Chelsea fan and everything you put the there is extremely hypocritical.
 
Mike. said:
I love the fact he thinks Joss is a City fan, he'll love that
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You mean he isn't? All this ranting and raving about sustainable growth and reasonable spending, I thought it was a given!
 
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