You Know You're Obsessed With Football Manager If...

[TommoNewton]

trying to explain footie manager games to your thick mates is like teaching women the offside rule.

 

[joeWFC]

You blow your load whilst masturating over the front cover of the game.

We all do that right?

Yes, we all do that..

 

[Clarky.]

Continousley buying Lukaka, Verrati and Sanogo.

Despite never seeing them play in real life.

 

[Eckso]

49 hahaha.

 

[LiamMurray]

Continousley buying Lukaka, Verrati and Sanogo.

Despite never seeing them play in real life.

Thats me

 

[nlx]

You Know You're Obsessed With Football Manager If

you getting married and insist on putting instalments in your wedding vowels like: "After 20 ********: 10,000 euro", "Being taken in the **** 10 times: 150,000 euro bonus", "Minimum release clause: 50 euro" and "Being the highest rated ***** i ****** this year: 5 million euro"

 

[sidgurung97]

You think you have played for 30 minutes, when in reality you have played for over 5 hours.
Come on people, you know this has happened

 

[TommoNewton]

You Know You're Obsessed With Football Manager If

you getting married and insist on putting instalments in your wedding vowels like: "After 20 ********: 10,000 euro", "Being taken in the **** 10 times: 150,000 euro bonus", "Minimum release clause: 50 euro" and "Being the highest rated ***** i ****** this year: 5 million euro"

whats the contract length ?

 

[Jak]

Instead of doing maths you and your mate draw your best line ups on white boards and compare. A level maths ftw

 

[nlx]

whats the contract length ?

2 years with an option for 1 more year cause she's getting old and want to check year by year

 

[JP Woody]

You start a thread on a FM fans forum called "You Know You're Obsessed With Football Manager If... "

 

[Steve*]

whats the contract length ?

With those add ons i imagine its a month to month contract

 

[TommoNewton]

what sort of wage is on the table , your best man suggest no more than £200.

 

[superbladesman]

you hate a player in real life because he refuses to sign a new contract on the game

 

[nlx]

With those add ons i imagine its a month to month contract

Lol, i guess she snubs the contract and says she doesn't like my praises in the press

 

[zakiboy97]

i like it when your on football manager and you think a club is watching you when they sign a player you got on fm haha

 

[Tommo43]

talking about it to your mates is true. i talked so much about it that it made people get it and i have ****** of my whole science class as they know every lesson i will be playing football manager and talking about it even if they dont care or listen

Also sitting in school and a player pops in your head of who you have to buy at home.

 

[computerholic14]

being outraged when a player whos playing **** for you scores in real life,

watching a game thinking how stupid there manager is that he hasnt brought on your star player

 

[I3east]

Someone scores against SWFC on a saturday so i check out his stats (H)

 

[superbladesman]

Someone scores against SWFC on a saturday so i check out his stats (H)

that must take you ages LOL!!