Your Favourite Football Chants

[Clarky.]

That Clichy song is the worst ever

Didnt ask for your opion mate, the thread is called YOUR favourite football chants , not Zidaves favourtie football chants

 

[bodie228]

Didnt ask for your opion mate, the thread is called YOUR favourite football chants , not Zidaves favourtie football chants

Made me laugh

 

[taida]

What's that coming over the wall?
It's a Naka!
IT'S A NAKA! (8)

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Posh Spice is a slapper,
She wears a Wonderbra,
When she's ******** Beckham,
She thinks of Gi-no-laaa

[Googles them, love the Naka one though XD]

 

[cfc12345]

i remember chelsea fans sung this one when gerrard wanted to sign for us


steve gerrard gerrard, he kisses the badge on his chest, then hands in a transfer request, steve gerrard gerrard

 

[15shreder7]

viva john terry
viva john terry
couldve win the cup
but he fu*** up
viva john terry

after the champions league final in 2008

 

[cfc12345]

i remember signing this when i was at the 2007 fa cup final after drogba scored


who the **** are man utd who the **** are man utd who the **** are man utd as the blues go marching on on on

 

[Micky139]

When a 5 foot 4 lad plays agenst cork city da fans wud always sing:

My garden gnome (My garden gnome)
Is bigger dan you (Is bigger dan you)
My garden gnome is bigger dan you,
He has a hat and a beard,
My garden gnome is bigger dan you.

 

[bcfc]

Craig Gardner is a blue, is a blue, is a blue,
Craig Gardner is a blue, he hates Villa

My favourite of all time:

Sang away at pompey:
na na na na na na na na TAXMAN

 

[Jack]

Well don't quote ******* scouse songs then...

Alright. How's about be quiet? How's about stop whining just because its a song aimed at Chelsea? I'm sure if it was another team, you wouldn't have pulled me up on that.

 

[CJACKO11]

i have a few chants i like

**** em all, **** em all,
Utd, West Ham Liverpool,
Coz we are the Chelsea and we are the best,
We are the Chelsea so **** all the rest

Live round the corner,
you only live round the corner
(To Manchester United fans)

You are a scouser, an ugly scouser
Wou're only happy, on giro day
Your mums out stealing, your dads out dealing
Oh please dont take my, hubcaps away

Feed a scouser
Let them know its christmas time

Where ever they go we'll follow our team,
For we are the Chelsea and we are supreme,
We'll never be mastered by no northern bastards,
And we'll keep the blue flag flying high,
Flying high, up in the sky,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
From Stamford Bridge to Wemb(er)ley
We'll keep the blue flag flying high

silverwere, silverwere you aint got no silverwere,
from upton park to anywere you aint got no silverwere.

 

[Jack Fulham]

You are a scouser, an ugly scouser
Wou're only happy, on giro day
Your mums out stealing, your dads out dealing
Oh please dont take my, hubcaps away

If anything, taking away the scouse bit, that song is about John Terry :S

 

[Holte ender eating a pie]

Majority of fans on this thread are chelsea and arsenal... you go to Lampford bridge or the uncharsimatic Emirates and you dont hear anything. Though Arsenal probably have a viable excuse their veteran fans are cardboard cut outs (good times...)^^)

 

[MisterStubbs]

i have a few chants i like

**** em all, **** em all,
Utd, West Ham Liverpool,
Coz we are the Chelsea and we are the best,
We are the Chelsea so **** all the rest

Live round the corner,
you only live round the corner
(To Manchester United fans)

You are a scouser, an ugly scouser
Wou're only happy, on giro day
Your mums out stealing, your dads out dealing
Oh please dont take my, hubcaps away

Feed a scouser
Let them know its christmas time

Where ever they go we'll follow our team,
For we are the Chelsea and we are supreme,
We'll never be mastered by no northern bastards,
And we'll keep the blue flag flying high,
Flying high, up in the sky,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
From Stamford Bridge to Wemb(er)ley
We'll keep the blue flag flying high

silverwere, silverwere you aint got no silverwere,
from upton park to anywere you aint got no silverwere.

song in the bold made me laugh, coudln't be futhur from the truth!

 

[CJACKO11]

his half a boy half a girl torres torres,
he looks like a transvestive torres torres,
he wears a frock, he loves the ****,
he sells his **** on the albert dock
FERNANDO TORRES CARRAGHERS BIT ON THE SIDE!!!!

 

[Craven]

One of my favourites...
http://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/derby_county-chants/could-be-worse-we-could/

Simple but effective.

 

[Quietus]

hes half a girl hes half a boy torres torres
he looks just like a transvestite torres torres
he wears a frock hes loves the c*ck
he sells his a*se on albert dock
fernando torres carraghers bit on the side

I've always thought Torres is too metro for football. Him and Pirlo.


When you're sat in row z
And the ball hits your head
It's Zamora!


LOL. I can't get enough of that chant XD

 

[LP94]

Lee Hughes, the well known drink driving killer, used to go out with a stripper. Wolves honoured him with this:

Lee Hughes is a wa**er,
He plays for Albion,
His girlfriend is a prostitute,
Who comes from Birmingham,

She dances on the tables,
Her **** and **** on show,
And if you wanna sh*g her,
It's twenty pence a go.

He wasn't best pleased and ended up getting himself sent off

 

[CJACKO11]

to the tune off la bamba

its ancelotti, its ancelotti, its ancelotti with super frank lampard and didier drogba.

 

[iNickStuff]

Anderson son son,
He's better than Kleberson,
Anderson son son,
He's our midfield magician...
To the left; to the right,
To the samba beat all the night,
He is class with a brass,
And he s*its on Fabregas!


XD No doubt 19-11-08 will LOVE this one! Hahah!

 

[TheMjt]

Tottenham, Tottenham No One Can Stop Them