AC Milan - One Foot In The Grave

I did what you said and had a look at Taiwo's profile picture and yes he is a cheeky chap aint he ;)
 
Average Joe said:
I let the team know how impressed I have been, Silva has been a rock at the back even on his own. I may try and start Cassano more from now on. I went to the local DIY shop and bough some polly filler.e


"For ***** sake Antonio, have this" I said

"What the **** is this?" Cassano replied, staring at the box infront of him confused.

"Polly filler, smear it over your cheeks and fill those ******* crators in for gods sake, your a millionaire, make an effort"

Cassano shrugged his shoulder, seemed like he agreed.

"And put this over the top, its Boots Own foundation, just dont use it in the rain or you will drip more than ya wifes minge at the sight of me" I said as I winked. but I don't think he was really listening, he had the trowel out squinting in concentration. I left him to it.
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LOL.
I just burst out laughing at this and the person I sit next to at work just looked at me!
Brilliant. Cant wait for the next one!
 
For anyone wondering what a "Jake the Snake DDT" is, here is Gattusos inspiration

[video=youtube;haWJ9za-ygU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haWJ9za-ygU[/video]

Bet that hurt eh Miccoli!



On another note, does anybody have requests for me to do over the weekend? Anything considered ;)
 
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Haha sorry guys, I've not even had chance to turn my laptop on since the last update. Over xmas I will try and do a bunch of updates with pics etc.

Any requests or ideas for the story?
 
this story is amazing its even inspired me to create one...first humourous one ive read works so well. definetly following this
 
epic terrorist said:
this story is amazing its even inspired me to create one...first humourous one ive read works so well. definetly following this
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Thanks mate! It's my first story and I'm glad people like it so far, only problem I have is finding time to play it and then more time to put it on here for you lot to read!
 
I've read a couple of stories like this before and never liked them, but this really stands out. Absolutely quality updates mates! Top class.
 
This story is pure class. You should make a tv series.
 
ZeCarlos said:
I've read a couple of stories like this before and never liked them, but this really stands out. Absolutely quality updates mates! Top class.
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Cheers mate, sadly I cant get any time at home atm to keep the update momentum going :( but toinght may be the update night!

Hopefully people have not lost interest
 
Hopefully you can mate. Either way I'll be following and haven't lost interest :)
 
As I sat in my office planning my next moves I could hear a jaunty little tune being sang outside, guess who it was!

"Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Milan
In Hertha Berlin born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some football outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Milan'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I picked my football up and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Milan Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Milan'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of ...erm, Milan

Thats right, it was Kevin Prince Boateng

With a few changed words that could be a perfect tune for a TV show I thought to myself!

I decided to look into his past a little so I went on the most powerfull research device known to man, Wikipedia. This is what I found....

Boateng has been described as a dangerous midfielder who can be deployed anywhere in the midfield and whom always looks to force the issue. He has also been described as having: "exceptional ability, genius footwork, refined technique and a range of ball-juggling tricks with nuclear explosive speed that are complemented by advanced tactical awareness and a rare-type of an nimble powerful physique similar to both American football player Devin Hester and basketball player Dwyane Wade due to his ability to torture his opponents". Boateng stands at 6' 1" inches (1.85 meters) tall and weighs approximately 190 lbs (86 kg).
The attributes of Boateng has been described as a no-nonsense attacking style, as he can also be deployed anywhere in the attack; he controls, passes and shoots the ball with acuteness. His footspeed, stamina, aggressiveness, immense strength, acrobatics and superior offensive abilities all make him a highly feared player and almost impossible to defend against. Boateng's attributes has also been noted for his ability to annihilate any opposing teams defense with deftness and as a one-on-one finishing with the goalkeeper specialist.

Anybody else think he might of added just one or two things on here himself?

The crazy tattooed *******. I like him...but what the **** is nuclear explosive speed?!

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I love this story, i also love the prince of belair, i mean milan
 
Joe, this is one of the best, and certainly the most hilarious, story on this site.

I am an avid reader, and can't wait for another episode from that Prince of Milan!
 
TheBeardOfZeus said:
Joe, this is one of the best, and certainly the most hilarious, story on this site.

I am an avid reader, and can't wait for another episode from that Prince of Milan!
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Cheers mate :) Check on Base this evening cause I'm determined to get more done!

Also, look on Boatengs Wiki, it actually says all the bullshit lol He deffo did that himself
 
Haha it does! Brilliant.

Either it's him, or he's contributing to Wikipedia.

I'll definitely be around later man, looking forward to it!
 
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