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Out played them, out classed them but didn't outscore them. MOTM was actually Zambrotta, that cocaine I put in his old man medicine seemed to work. Wont tell him I did that though, some of these players are right primiadonnas!
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Boateng with another great goal. The MOTM was Abbiati who rushed of his line like a man posessed a bunch of times. Although I couldnt see what happened wach time he did this as the lights bounced of his bald noggin and blinded me. Thats probably what happened to the strikers coming to think about it, no wonder he had a stormer.
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A Pato 10 min double sorted this out. Gattuso got sent of because he did a classic "Jake the Snake" style DDT on Miccoli, ******* cracking move really, specially cracking to Miccolis neck.
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Alot of bookings, mainly from Bologna, rough ***** they are. Look at all their bookings! 2 more than us. Dirty tossers. Not rough enough for my lads though! Taiwo with the MOTM performance, skinned their team over and over, just look at his profile grin, cheeky chap aint he!
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Another goal from Boateng, he has been class in the box to box role, 0 assits but a very good amount of goals so I cant ask much more.
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Just set up a second formation, going to wait until they players get used to it and Silva gets comfortable in the Libero position.
I let the team know how impressed I have been, Silva has been a rock at the back even on his own. I may try and start Cassano more from now on. I went to the local DIY shop and bough some polly filler.e
"For ***** sake Antonio, have this" I said
"What the **** is this?" Cassano replied, staring at the box infront of him confused.
"Polly filler, smear it over your cheeks and fill those ******* crators in for gods sake, your a millionaire, make an effort"
Cassano shrugged his shoulder, seemed like he agreed.
"And put this over the top, its Boots Own foundation, just dont use it in the rain or you will drip more than ya wifes minge at the sight of me" I said as I winked. but I don't think he was really listening, he had the trowel out squinting in concentration. I left him to it.