I Am Truly Welcomed Back To London!
I head to Cobham today to see Neil leading the training session. They are working there ***** off, they don't even notice me. But as I am about to yell out to Neil and the boys, someone stops me, it's Bruce Buck!
Me "Hey Bruc, you scared me."
Buck "Sorry Liam, how was Australia?"
Me "Excellent, my tea lost but I saw my friends and had a great night out!"
Buck "That's great to hear Liam. Hopefully your fully recharged now. But I have got some exciting news."
Me "Cool, what is it?"
Buck "Well, remember when you made offers for those two players?"
Me "Yes, did you get a response?!"
Buck "Both clubs said yes, so Ron took a plane to Russia and Michael took a plane Ukraine to get the deals finished. And they did! So without further ado, here they are, our new signings, Darijo Srna and Tomas Necid!
Me "Oh my god, YES! Thnak you Bruce, and say that to Michael and Ron also thanks."
Buck "I will leave you here with the boys, good bye Liam."
Me "Bye Bruce. Hello boys, I want to just tell you why you are here and all that. First Darijo. We hope you can be like what Ivanovic was at Chelsea at his best, but even better! 18m was a lot but it was only 7m given Branas transfer, so don't do a Torres on me okay, it's only 7m. Now Tomas. I still cannot believe you were on the transfer list, 3.6m for someone of your ability is nothing! In training work on your pace, ositioning and agility and you will be very important here, now go to training, bye!"