Sacked as manager of Southampton in season two, just because the new chairman wanted to bring in his own man. I had finished 8th in season one and was sitting 5th when I got the chop.
So I went to Seattle Sounders in the United States, where it is impossible to sign players, build a squad and remain within the salary cap imposed by the MLS. Got fed-up and resigned on the eve of the new season, having been there for only a month.
Landed at Sheffield Wednesday, who were lower mid-table in the Championship with a fairly large squad that is ripe for being revamped. Unfortunately, it doesn't contain anyone who could hit the rear end of a Boeing 747 with a donkey's banjo (...or something), so having been told to get them into the top half of the table, we are slipping into the relegation fight! 6 matches to go and Wigan Athletic are 5 points behind us, with Millwall and Bristol City sitting in-between. Nottingham Forest and Doncaster Rovers are too far gone - they're going down to League One. The way we're playing, it will be us that join them!
EDIT: ...And players being unsatisfied when I tell them they can leave at the end of the season, even though the end of the season is only a few games away and is the next available transfer window!