What are your Pet hates?

People that hack facebook pages you admin then ban you so you can't comment on them.
 
Being a postman, I hate when delivering and someone says:

* You're late today - I ******* know I'm late, you telling me isn't helping!
* You better not bring me any bills - alright I won't, you'll be more ****** off when you get a fine for missing a payment!
* Oh, it's cold/wet today - thanks, I hadn't noticed.
* Junk mail again? - stop ordering **** from catalogue companies then you clown!
* Don't worry, it won't bite - sure.
 
When postman bend a very important peice of mail thats clearly says

' DO NOT BEND '


( im being serious here )
 
The chocolate truffle core in the new 'berry white' ben and jerrys, tastes like absolute *****.
 
Bread being stored in the fridge.

Can i just add to that. Half full tins of dog food being stored in the fridge with the sharp lid pulled up waiting to slice the fingers off some half asleep unsuspecting victim with the midnight munchies looking for a blue ribbon biccy, thus leaving his hand covered in a mixture of his own blood and marrow-bone jelly.
 
People who pass judgement based on transfer rumors.
 
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