I have a crush on a soccer player

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Embrace Allah and you can have them both. Worst case scenario, one of them doesn't like it, kills you, and you get 40 virgins in paradise. Win-win.
 
Athe~ said:
Embrace Allah and you can have them both. Worst case scenario, one of them doesn't like it, kills you, and you get 40 virgins in paradise. Win-win.
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Isn't it 72 virgins? :P

belz said:
Joel, you urgently need to get of your pedestal. Plus, you are an arrogant little ******.

Hope you understand. Yw
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Calm down.
 
belz said:
Joel, you urgently need to get of your pedestal.Plus, you are an arrogant little ******.

Hope you understand. Yw
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Not on a pedestal, sorry for disagreeing with you. :( My bad.
 
Mads2506 said:
And hopefully hot. I wouldn't like 72 fat chicks bunching up on top of me.

.... I think the OP has left us LONG LONG ago.
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Allah is wise. He probably picks them according to our preferences.

Just in case I'm turning muslim before I die. Hopefully they'll be hot!
 
Athe~ said:
Allah is wise. He probably picks them according to our preferences.

Just in case I'm turning muslim before I die. Hopefully they'll be hot!
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Or they could be all men. Big joker is that Allah guy.
 
Dear lord, it's just a crush, stay with your girlfriend ! that is, if you are able to keep your **** in your pants, if not, you are retarded and wasted 4 four years with your GF ..
 
I can relate, I have a crush on a soccer player as well...Scott Parker :wub:
 
Don't see how a relationship is ever a waste if you've gained something from it. I like to stay positive, and outside of very short relationships there should always be positives. So no, if I do go to graduate school hundreds of miles away and have to dump my g/f, I don't think it would be a waste of time. Missed Opportunities? Sure. But I've got a bag full of other experiences in that time.
 
Dunc said:
Serious thread is serious.

Where's all the 'Turn gay' and 'play deep in the hole' talk gone?
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You need to talk about it on this forum because in reality you have no idea how to achieve it, nor will you ever. Needle **** ;)

Montanaro said:
Don't see how a relationship is ever a waste if you've gained something from it. I like to stay positive, and outside of very short relationships there should always be positives. So no, if I do go to graduate school hundreds of miles away and have to dump my g/f, I don't think it would be a waste of time. Missed Opportunities? Sure. But I've got a bag full of other experiences in that time.
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I agree with you there, every experience, good or bad, is still an experience we all learn from. Oh and long distance never works.
 
Kris said:
You need to talk about it on this forum because in reality you have no idea how to achieve it, nor will you ever. Needle **** ;)
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*cough* Who's the one getting laid every night? and who's the one fapping to Star Wars? *cough* ;)
 
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